please log in to view this image Look, if Diane Abbott says 2 plus 2 = 5, then she must be right - she will be my new Chancellor when I seize power......ahahahahahahahahahaha......
please log in to view this image I can feel a warm, wet sensation down below - I think I may have pissed myself. I don't think anyone has noticed.......
please log in to view this image I hope she dosent call another election I have no way of paying for all those promises
please log in to view this image I cant afford Armani so I got myself one of those off the peg Bloomberg via getty images suits instead bloody annoying label though
please log in to view this image Test drive the new Massey Ferguson Renault 4x4 Vauxhall Mondeo today.........
please log in to view this image I can't read and I can't write. Apparently I don't know what a tractor is either.