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Chris Martin you c^nt....The complaints and Chris Martin is a c*nt + Is that Harry Redknapp ? thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Jun 29, 2016.

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Should Harold be promoted to full c#nt status?

Poll closed Jul 29, 2016.
  1. Yes, him and Chris would get on very well

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  2. No, it takes a special kind of person to be a proper c#nt like chris!

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  1. UTRs

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    He just is a natural grade A industrial strength c$nt... I know most of you know and are just to shy to admit it!

    It does what it says on the tin.

    What's bothered you today, what gets on your wick?

    Well here is the place to share your pain!
     
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  2. UTRs

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    I won't complain if you only want to summerise your complaint in four words only if you want!
     
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  3. San Diego

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    I'm still moaning to anyone who will listen about England's terrible performances.
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    Can't believe that Woy voted Brexit in the Euros.

    Total loser......
     
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    I want to complain that Raheem Sterling is such a fool for flaunting his wealth as soon as he returned from France, after being such a failure as a player.

    What an ass hole.
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    surround sound not working
     
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  7. UTRs

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    I knew this thread would get more of a bite on the QPR forum! You lot are far too nice and polite to complain!

    Morning, well done, hail, sorry!
     
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    1. Dear Doctor,

      Having recently reached the mid fifties, I wish to make a formal complaint to getting old.
      Only last week you made the prognosis that I was in good shape.
      I regret to inform you that this is not the case.

      My blood pressure is rising faster than a young lad watching his first blue movie.
      My hearing has long left me, to such extent that when I'm in a liquor store, I just say 'yes' to anything.
      My eyesight fails me daily ........ did l tell you that my computer monitor screen has been increased in size (now 6 foot x 4 foot )
      My liver, which has served me so well over the years, makes an argument about anything with the slightest hint of alcohol.
      My tastebuds used to identify only the finest spirits and wines, now settles for the cheapest of cooking Sherrys.
      My bowels used to store more goods than a Tesco store, but now they refuse to hold any stock at all by running a permanent 'Clearance Sale'.
      My bladder is as useless as tits on a bull and resembles Niagara Falls at it's peak.
      My wind problem has reached epidemic proportions and is now threatening the daily weather patterns in the southern hemisphere.

      Could l please request a second opinion.
      Yours faithfully,
      Baby Boomer Aussie
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    What could there be worth complaining about in tykeland
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    I want to complain about the way France are currently thrashing Iceland 4-0, and making England look rather pathetic at the game of football :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  11. San Diego

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    Sorry lads, nowt to complain about today.
    Fantastic weather and fireworks later.
     
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    I want to complain that my bottle of Australian Shiraz is empty <wah>
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I want to complain that I currently have nothing to complain about
     
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  14. Didley Squat

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    I wish to make a complaint about Kiwi using up valuable thread space and not making a single complaint.
     
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  15. San Diego

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    I have to work again today, that's worth a moan I guess.
     
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    Currently in ibiza too hot
     
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    I want to complain that France didn't thrash Germany by more than two goals.
     
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  18. San Diego

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    I'm still bitching about how bad England are.
     
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    I'm actually getting board with the game of football, not just coz my team are mostly sh!t as im used to it and still love em, no the whole game just dosent excite me like it uesd to. Lost it's soul after it's commercialization.

    Oh and I think this bloke is a c*nt..

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    <grr><laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Couldn't please her so she looked somwhere else for some good hard slap and tickle which he couldn't do, why? As he's a c*nt!!!

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