This article had me worried as we already at three relegations in 20 years...then I realised it is not a factual web page. Still thought I would share as some might enjoy other articles; http://www.socceronsunday.com/article/middlesbrough-ruled-ineligible-promotion/
I liked this bit from the same site: "Reports from Syria suggest that Michael Owen has successfully infiltrated ISIS. The Newcastle legend has vowed to destroy the Islamic fundamentalist group from the inside, and is believed to be posing as a Muslim cleric from Chester. “We don’t condone these kind of solo runs,” Prime Minister David Cameron told Soccer on Sunday. “But if Mr Owen can take down ISIS, it’ll rank right up there with his goal against Argentina.”