Off Topic Confession Thread!!

I also confess to posting here today

 

Dear Father Woops,

I have sinned.
I had five minutes to spare when low and behold, l saw a glamour book lying idle on a desk.
Need l say more?

 

I confess to being a fan of a team that hasn't lost yet this season

 

What you talking about?

I was talking about putting the book back in the bookcase!

 

How dare you throw such disgusting accusations my way.
Off to confessional for you!
Oh.... your already there..... ok.

 

I may be confessing to the murder of a pompey supporting duck if he mentions the Dark Lord again

 

Ok, so this is pretty bad but I'm going to post it as I have been a real bad person and could probably do with some advice from my Tykes forum buddies.

My best mate who I have known since 1980, I have been sleeping with his wife for the last twelve years. He was working away once and I had to pop over to drop something off, anyway she invited me in and as she had a bottle of wine open she offered me a glass.

Her youngest boy who I am godfather to was having a sleep over with his best mate so she was alone. We chatted for ages and had a good laugh as I got on really well with her, plus she is stunning and has a rather large pair of t!t's which kind of have a hypnotic affect on you, especially after a couple of large glasses of red.

Anyway I didn't want to out stay my welcome so suggested I head off soon. I asked if I could quickly visit the bathroom (for a p!ss) before I was going to head off. When I got downstairs she was completely naked and just kind of pounced on me. Well I blame the wine and shock factor, plus the sight of this beautiful naked huge breasted lady for my lack of judgement, I promise you all I'm not a sh!t on my own doorstep kind of guy. It just happend and it was mind blowing.

The reason why it continued was because she was secretly filming it which freaked me out. Despite the sex being mind blowing I really did feel ashamed about what I had just done with my best mates really fit wife. Anyway I had no intention of going back for second's but she kept pestering me and told me she would show the tape to my mate and my then girlfriend if I didn't sleep with her again. To make matters worse their second son who is now six years old looks the spit of me.

Anyway they have just split up, it turned out that she was playing away with her boss at work and my best mate caught them at it red handed.

I have not heard from her now for a couple of months as she has moved away. The most difficult part for me was trying to comfort my best mate who was absolutely devistated and heart broken by it all. It's not easy having a man crying on your shoulder knowing what you have been doing behind his back all these years.

Do you think I should be honest and tell him? He most likely won't want to be my mate anymore but I don't think I can take this one to the grave with me?

Please advise?

 

Or should I just stay quiet and post some dot's?

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This was the last picture she sent to my phone in whatssap about a year back...

 

It's ok, my mate dosent like football and dosent post on this website so I'm not bothered about showing you all. Can you see what I mean now. How can one resist when she is starkers and pouncing on you with an angry tone in her voice demanding "Take me, NOW"

Yes I know it's wrong but what does a man do?

 

Not sure exactly but I think she is on the Isle of White staying with her parents right now Duckie

 

I think to help her she need tough discipline, she always had me spanking her quite hard, she insisted.