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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Sorry, but who the hell is Wayne King?
     
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    He is my curate - believe me, he can cure anyone of dirty thoughts :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    That sounds handy (yes, very poor pun intended)

    Dose Wayne King have a self help website? If so please pm me any useful links:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    His website is www.waynekingwanking.co.uk

    Hope it helps in your time of need :)
     
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    It's ok, I have found one called hot or not busty milfs, very interesting website...
     
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    It dosent seem to be officially endorsed by Wayne King mind but I suppose that don't matter really, it certainly won't stop me from being a regular visitor to this very useful website...<laugh>
     
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    Fill up your boots, my son - no one will judge you :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    You dirty freakin slut!
    Well Done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sounds like she blew more than your mind.
    Again .............. Your one big slut of a person!
    Your my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Did l mention your a freakin slut!
     
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    Get the fcuk out of here!
    If you slip your person in there, it would get lost!!!!!!!!
     
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    Father almighty must be knocking himself off 24/7 ............... not that there's anything wrong with that.
    Say 52 Hail Marys and drink 20 Blloody Marys!
    ........... just to calm the nerves!!!!!!!!!!

    Professional my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Hope l didn't offend you UTRs with the 'freakin slut' comment.
    I could always remove the 'freakin' part if it offends. Your still a slut though!
    Yeah Baby!!
     
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    Should put this handy hints on the '24/7 Thread' !!!!!!
     
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    McGregor got punched in the ring!
     
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    Dear Father Woops,

    Today l had a shower to cleanse oneself but l'm guilty of washing myself too hard.
    There were many bubbles all over the place.
    Can you suggest a remedy?
     
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    Didley, my son - why don't you use a loofah instead of taking yourself in hand. I have spoken to St Peter, and he agrees that you are on the road to ruin.

    If you take the next turning on the left, and then third right, you should be back on track..........
     
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    Dear Father Woops,

    My hand thanks you for your reply ( God knows l need a break )

    I've did as you said ............. I l turned it to the left, I turned it to the right ............ l was running late so l sped up a little and out of confusion, I turned it to the left again and before l knew it, I arrived at the same place as before!

    The house of Wayne King!
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 2, 2017
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    Wayne King for President. Hallelujah !!!
     
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    Buy a Wayne King T shirt today and get a free box of tissues!!!!!
    Bargain and very thoughtful.
     
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    Are they reduced in Lidl, Didley ?

    If so, order me a dozen for my flock.
     
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