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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Today I was in a packed train, and was holding on to the rail, a lady mistakenly put her hand on mine without looking. She immediately removed her
    hand when she realised what she had done, and smiled. I don't know what to say.
     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    How about....."fancy a quikie when we get off the train?"

    :)
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Just do what you usually do and follow her. :bandit:
     
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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Sadly we are not going to the same destination:laugh:.
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    That wouldn't stop me. #iwould :bandit:

    Was this the London Underground?
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Yes, Central Line.
     
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  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I fall in love on the tube everyday. <ok>
     
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  8. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    I moved my hand to another place, and she was able to hold on to something. Maybe that was why she smiled.
     
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  9. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    So what exactly was she holding on to when she smiled dribs? <yikes>
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Certainly not my cock.
     
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  11. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Dribs you ladies man. You are my muse...I must learn from you. <ok>
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You didn't put your hand on a strangers and they smiles at you then followed you did they? <yikes>
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    No. That's because Dribs is a stud. <ok>
     
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  15. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Have you ever have a secret admirer who is a woman?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Should have just asked her if she took it up the ****ter <ok>
     
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  17. saintKlopp

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    It's just too easy to see yourself reflected in the windows on the tube.
     
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  18. saintKlopp

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    How would we know?
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Action speaks louder than voice. You walks into a room and she immediately walks out. There is a general conversation
    which she was contributing, immediately you put in your own idea, she talks no more. She will never look you in the eyes.
    She is going to out to buy something, and she asked everyone whether they want anything apart from you. The only thing is that
    she wants you to work it out.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My god! She grabbed you by the balls instead? That's rather forwards.
     
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