Depression...

This isn't a million miles off.

 

I'm away out with the dog to clear my head. The next time I see her, I'll get a picture say it's for memories of buying the house or some **** like that and I'll upload it to the PM's. You've literally got to see it to believe it.

Laters mate

 

Not sure I want to see it but at the same time definitely do in a depraved way

Take it easy fella

 

Do mortgage companies seriously argue over a thousand pounds.

I'm also a bit of balls deep guy, but when it comes to selling

I always sell over the odds, I just look at it like, **** it if you want the place your pay the price I want, which is generally way above any stupid evaluation.

Of course if it comes to buying, I nail the bastards down as much has I can.

No dick waving required on either example

 

Yeah its the 2nd time it's happened to me. Another property they valued it at £1,250 less than the agreed fee. It's just damn awkwardness.

See I wouldn't give you what you want. More what the property is worth and a bit less.

This house needs a bit work done to it, but I like that. It's needs a new damp proof course and the rest is mainly cosmetic.

I'd probably end up bucking you, tbh.

 

yeah but I generally wouldn't be talking a grand or two difference. So you'd have to have a pretty big cock.

 

Well that's me ****ed

 

I'm the opposite mate. When my mental health kicks in I lose all interest in sex. My Mrs is fit too, gorgeous actually.

Rather sit in a cupboard and have a ****.

 

great, so im mentally ill

and there i was going around telling everyone im a playa

 

You can be both, fact!

 

i know what you mean

 

I think you would have drew the line at what I went with last night. You have to be tapped to do that.

I've never known a bipolar muzzy before. Welcome aboard the happy bus fam

 

Yeah its more when I'm going through a mania stage. When I'm depressed and humping I kind of want to do a bit weird ****

 

That's why you feel so bad a little while after, going from one extreme to the other.

You're not only dropping in happiness but you're left with a sore cock that smells like a hospital. Yeah not good for your head mate

 

Can't say I'd ever thought about that angle tbh, but now you mention it you might actually have a point there.

As I was at my worst in terms of cheating on my first wife when I was down, I'd literally do anything, wasn't bothered. In fact I used to like smashing down trodden married women who were in need of a bit of excitement in their lives, it was almost a public service looking back.

Maybe it's linked to self esteem and the need for an ego boost? Dunno, whatever it was it was fun looking back, but I've had that same dirty feeling that you've got today

 

I think everyone is ****ed one way or another...anyway...have you added her on FB yet?

 

**** me, looks like we are all Playas

 

No chance. Nobody will ever know about that.



Apart from a few hundred or so on NOT606

 

What if her great grandchildren use not606?