Off Topic End of!

**** me! Can we all quit with the threads about the kiddie fiddler and Mods etc. He's pleaded guilty, he's a **** now let's move on to bigger and better things and quit the in fighting.

On a separate and lighter topic, I'm about to get my hair cut by a beautiful young woman who if I was 20 yrs younger and 4 stone lighter would still probably tell me to **** off, lol.

 

Make sure she's not 15












way to soon

 

To early for that Marra haha

 

Well..... Some say it would be better a 15 year old than say a 12 year old.....

 

The law says that. 12 is classed as paedophilia. 15 isn't!

 

Are you getting a wash and blow?

 

I wish Comm. She is smoking hot and around 26 and way out of my league. She gives a good head massage when she washes my hair. Just wish it was the other head she was massaging

 

I'm laughing here, not because of the Paedo thing that definitely will not go away this quickly, but because hairdressers are the nosiest buggers on planet earth so she's probably reading this over your shoulder and plotting to leave a cock shaped silhouette in the back of your freshly trimmed Barnet.

 

My BARBER (none of that puffy salon stuff for me) is a surfy dude who starts early and finishes late in the hope he makes enough money in the week so not to work the weekend when he is never out of the water. Everything by numbers so it is a No4 on the sides and No3 on the top. Asking him to cut the top with scissors is akin to having it cut by the Mrs. Lousy barber but a cracking lad who never shuts up and answers all his own questions.

Why use one word when three will do.

 

hope she isn't grooming you

 

I hope you don't pay more than four quid for a service of that level.

 

4 on the side and 3 on top who goes shorter on the top than the sides?

My hairdresser is mobile, she comes to my house, she's buenos. Good at cutting hair too, which is a bonus.

 

What a load of camp bastards.
I just cut my own hair with the super crew cutter.
Last time I was in a barbers chair I was still in the army.

 

Billy likes to groom and mess with himself... Quelle surprise

 

Back in the seventies when I lived on Teesside I used to go to an Irish barber called Mick.
He only cut one style and that was short. I was sat in a queue on day with about four other blokes when a young teenager walked in with an unruly mop of hair which looked as if it hadn't seen a comb in months.
This,kid asks Mick if he could fashion him a Mohician, Mick looked the kid up and down stepped away from his,customer and took him quietly by the arm and led the kid outside, he spoke a few words to him and came back in without the kid.
He resumed cutting and turned and said does that kid think this is a hairdressers, shook his head and carried on, those waiting in the queue gave each other a knowing look, Mick was a proper barber, no fancy head massages from him, top bloke.

 

Why blokes choose to have their hair cut by another bloke is beyond me, you get free tits rubbed on your head by women hairdressers.

 

'Free'

Most would be far more likely to leave a tip if the lass rubs her tits against their head . . . . free, my arse (note the comma)

 

Better than paying to have some bloke nudge his cock on your elbow.

 

Average cost of haircut over here is about ten quid and that is just for a tidy up. Not sure if some of the barber/haidressers are retired or trainee sheep shearers. Preening and grooming is not in the kiwi vocabulary.

 

This is the perfect reason to go to a hair salon and pay the extra for a woman to do your hair.