Can't be him, cos apparently we killed him last week. Must be a mechanoid or summat. Sneaky Welsh hi-tech bastards.
Was thinking it would be big ask to drag another team into the bottom three at the final whistle. I'm a little more positive now though. Swan's bubble may have burst. Which is nice after all the pundits ****fest over them. Shame Palace snuck a win, but they've still got a tough set of fixtures coming. Easily catchable with the fixtures we have. And Watford might just be dangling us a carrot. COYH.
I really can't stand Palace at this moment in time, i'd almost accept us being relegated if it mean those poxy bastards coming down too, fat ****ing Sam and his pint of gravy and about 5 30m quid players on their books, ****ers.
Swansea 3pts. Still in it, we've just got to keep going, were putting a lot of pressure on our home games because we are so poor away. Palace lucky today winning without a shot on goal, they must be full of confidence after three successive wins but let's hope they now lose that winning habit against some top teams. We really need to reel in Swansea and if over the next three games we can get within a point of palace with their fixtures who knows. Still one of the favourites to go down obviously but anything can happen over the next nine games. A couple of games at home now, not easy but we really need to make the most of them.
Palace next 5.... Chelsea and Southampton Away....Arsenal and Leicester home.. then Liverpool away Swansea next 5.. Boro, Spurs at home... West Ham and Watford away.. Stoke home Middlesbrough next 5.. Swansea and Hull City away.. Burnley (guaranteed 0-0) Arsenal home.. Bournemouth away. Looking at their last games too we still have a great chance.
Tell you what would be handy; if Manchester Red Devils put out a really strong side and made Middlesborough Ironsides look like they were a wheelchair football team. de Gea, Jones, Smalling, Bailly, Valencia, Fellaini, Carrick, Young, Mata, Lingard, Rashford. Unbefuckinglievable.