1-3 I thought Middlesbrough could have had a player sent off near the end, a couple of their players got very aggressive in the Man United penalty area.
Man Utd 36% possession. West Brom even less possession yesterday. It ain't how much you've got, it is what you do with it that counts as all blokes say after watching a porn movie.
Funny you should mention that. Bought some razorblades yesterday. Fifteen bloomin' quid. For razorblades! Off it all came this morning. I feel a stone lighter. And look divine.
Watch Lallana's Christmas video 'MISS' today v Man City.... and I thought we were awful in front of goal..
D'ya remember Barbara, the taxi driver in League of Gentleman? That's what I'd look like dressed up as a woman. You might want to reconsider Kemps. We'll have no trouble here.