I'm hearing that Sunderland fans are currently combing through Newcastle Club accounts and brushing up on tax case law and have registered @NUFCTaxcase on twitter, also a deranged 3rd generation Mackem has recently relocated to the Irish Republic after killing a pensioner and will crowd fund his fellow Mackems and in return for him not working, he will merely pen a speculative article every day whilst quoting a source on the NUFC Board. Sounds far fetched, eh
I hear Newcastle are selling up to a man famous for winding up companies and squeezing them for every penny. He makes a good cup of tea though
This is looking like a pretty simple fix if they just lose the ' astle' from their name and replace it with 'o'.