Even better than Nev's "better than all the rest" Fantasy League Knock-One-Out Cup

Ok then, I admit it.
I was trying to deceive the rest of the league.
I cheated in all but name, and brought the integrity of this wonderful Cup Competition into disrepute.

I deserve to be punished.

A 30 point penalty for the this Round of the Cup, seems Fair.

 

Did I really suggest a 30 point penalty.
I think I better give up drinking.
Warfarin and Lager don't go well together.

 

I'm sure CBRAD (APACO) will be pleased with your suggestion HEED.

 

Having had time to consider the situation, I feel that it is only right to fall on my sword. I will do the honourable thing and withdraw from the competition and allow Lads On Toure to have a bye to the next round. My apologies for adding to your already considerable confusion Obi.

 

very honourable Nev, especially seeing as he smashed your ass in.

I still need to consider an appropriate punishment.

 

I realise I could never be as honourable as Nev.

I haven't looked at the scores, but, if your good self applies a 30 point penalty and I am eliminated, then, so be it.
It will show some of the other cheats, that cheats won't prosper with strong management.....

 

ROUND 2 RESULTS
POINTS TAKEN FROM THE OFFICIAL PREMIER LEAGUE FANTASY FOOTBALL SITE:

Hot Shots Pardew 46-61 Lads on Toure
Feral Rovers 26-45 Zeppelin FC
Super Mega Criminal 57-29 Useless underdogs
Knobby's Knackas 2 45-56 Nouveauchateau Utd
The Sith Lords 40-21 Fenwick's Window XI
BenArfasJigglyMoobs 48-59 Ah divvent knaa
Right FC 62-15 Crystal Phallus
Lightning Heeds 41-46 Bradley Boys Utd

 

Stupid competition.

No-one is really trying to win this one.





It's not fair.

 

So, justice prevails.

Both the naughty boys were soundly beaten by their opponents, proving that crime doesn't pay and cheats will get their comeuppance.

Now, this leaves me with the dilemma of how to punish them. I'm not so sure that simply letting them off with the defeats they naturally deserved is enough. I will need to consider this further before deciding their fate.

 

Some regulars knocked out in this round, including:
ACS
Trev
Nev
HEED
Tasty
Nolberto' Salsa
Rolando (I think)

 

Disappointed to go out in a whimper.

Not that I am cheating or deceiving in any way, but, now I cant do the Double, Carver-Heed will be sacked this week and a New Manager appointed.
In keeping with Mr Ashley's penchant for Franchise Football, The Cheapskates will also be dismissed for a New Team Name.

Congratulations to all the winners, even you Obi....

ps - have you thought of a punishment for Nev yet??

 

So who is actually left in.

 

Errr, the 8 players who won!

Seriously, I'm not sure who some are.
Me
Mrtiote
Shak
CBRAD / APACO

Then a few who have used 'real' names, so not sure who they are on here.

 

Mr T
Ban them if they cant prove there not mackems....

 

Zeppelin FC ia a mackem, honest.

Does that mean I'm reinstated into this wonderful competition?

 

Good point, we can't have an imposter winning the Toon cup.

I think owners of the following teams need to make themselves known:

Lads on Toure
The Sith Lords
Nouveauchateau
Zeppellin

 

Absolutely
If Obi was to apply the rules, they should be banned immediately.
You know he wont though, as he's scared of competition.

 

Honestly Obi, this competition is such a nightmare that i think the strongest possible punishment would be to reinstate myself and Heed (at the expense of a couple of the imposters) and force us to play on and endure at least one more round.

Just a suggestion like..........

 

Well said Nev.
The silence from Obi speaks for itself....

 

Not forgetting the deafening silence from all those mackems like Zeppelin FC.