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Fake news - A Sean Spicer Not606 tribute thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 21, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You may have seen that white house mouthpiece for Trump come out with some fantastic fibs and distortions of reality since Trump took office.

    I thought it would be a good idea for us here on Not606 to create some new statements for him to spill out of his disillusioned mouth....

    We can keep it all things Not606, NUFC or actually create some bigger 'global whoppers' for him.

    I'll get the ball rolling with this little beauty I found online.....

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    SHOLA AMEOBI IS THE MOST LOVED STRIKER NUFC HAVE EVER HAD
     
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    NEV IS THE MOST EFFICIENT ORGANISER OF GAMES IN THE PLANET AND IS ALWAYS UP TO DATE
     
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    OBI IS A RIPPED, SLIM ADONIS.
     
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    Sunderland fans go to a home game and stay the whole 90 minutes.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Jimileysbaldhead in awe of Fredor and his witty ripostes.
     
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    Fredor is the most popular poster on this board.
     
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    Obi likes Salad.
     
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    Trevor never cheats.
     
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    ACS is my favourite fashionista
     
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    Mustard chinos are the clothing must haves in 2017
     
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    <laugh>

    Twats!

    I promised Obi I'd burn them, film it and pop it up on here.
    I'll actually do that in the summer....!
     
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    I thought Trump was still walking on the moon to this day?

    In other news, FOOTBALL FANS DELIGHTED TO SEE PROPER FOOTBALL CLUBS, UNLIKE HORRID LITTLE "LEICESTER", BACK AT THE TOP OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE.
     
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    NEWCASTLE UNITED HAVE BOUGHT THE LEAGUE
     
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    Preferably while wearing them.
     
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    Adam Johnson prefers older women.
     
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    Jermaine Defoe is loyal to Sunderland and will still be there next season.
     
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    Nev will reach the second day of a mafia game
     
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    That is what I requested. I'll buy the paraffin. Will 50 litres be enough?
     
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