Did you guys know that a cat can control its owner by passing on a parasite that lives in the owners brain ? Oh yes it's true ! All the cat it then required to do is meow and the human will do exactly what it wants or it will urinate on their duvet
Obi wins the Headline Game for the record 15th time in a row.... Nah, forget that ... Obi wins the Headline Game for the first time.
"Ameobi Appreciation Society" founder and chairman, BRS, confident that his "Sammy for England" thread will win the 2017 Not606 thread of the year.
Captainchaos wins employee of the week award for the 50th week in a row at the Sky Satellite Dish Installation Team.