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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Cockwomble is an interesting and modern insult.
    It's somehow not too offensive, yet funny in equal measure.
     
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    Phlegm.....beautiful word, sounds like what it is. It couldn't be something nice like a cream cake, could it?

    "I'll have two stotties and a phlegm....."

    Why isn't it spelt flem....imagine a foreigner trying to pronounce phlegm.........phleggum
     
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    Imagine a Dutchman with a lisp saying it....
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Double-Dutch......for sure.

    Why do foreigners say 'for sure'? I haven't heard one Britisher say it. Ever.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Or coke.

     
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    ^^ I think she needs 7 Up.
     
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    Are you saying she is a nympho Snow White?
     
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    Not very original though.

    Dorty little balls has the tradematk.
     
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    <laugh>

    It's true, I do!
     
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    Do ya stuff man. Its kinda like cross board but not.
     
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    Are you saying Snow White wasnt a nympho?
     
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    Not at all. She was a Big Market slapper.
     
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    I read nothing requiring originality.

    Favourite words.

    The clue is in the title :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Dick-spasm is my personal favorite insult and word, although I'm not sure it is recognized by the E.O.D....
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sounds like summat Tash can relate to given his previous penchant for bashing the bishop.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

     
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    Allardyce and stepped down
     
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