Free ticket to game, shall I go?

My brother has wangled himself 2 free tickets to the game on sunday. He has asked me to go with him. I swore I`d never spend another penny on that team, but these are free. Quandry. Also i thought my brother liked me, asking me to go is like inviting me to a public beheading followed by a gentle evening of arse buggery. I may have to asess our relationship again. I`m thinking of who I really dislike amongst my mates so I can palm the ticket off. I`ll only go If I am allowed to coin the players as they troop off at full time after a 3-0 thrashing.

 

Did Shearer rock up to his house or summat?

 

Don’t go they simply do not deserve our support last game of my season ticket. I won’t be going, like I have not for most of the season just had enough now cancelled for next season as well just looking forward to the end of a catastrophic season whatever the overall outcome.

 

I'm going
but I think I'll snap my season ticket card in half at the end of the game so it can't be used again
you may think well that's not much as a protest,
but I'll remind you that I have signed up for 5 years, with no opt out clause and have already paid for next year upfront
if they want me back, they will have to spend money in the transfer market and re-issue me with another ticket
if the worst comes to the worst and we're not in the premiership
I will be demanding ny money back that has already been paid upfront as the product is not what I bought into
more games in the championship is no substitute for the quality of the premiership
it's like buying a Rolls Royce and being palmed off with Fiat punto

#snap-season-ticket-in-disgust

 

Don't go.
I'd burn the ticket and send Ashley the video.

 

Go round to Charnley's house and post it through his letterbox with a note.

 

Your brother must really not like you to want you to suffer such punishment.

 

I'll be there offering my full vocal support. I hate what's happening to our club, but Sunday is a time we should all pull together and raise the roof.

 

Exactly, yes we'll be battling relegation, next year if we are we stay up but I think the possible consequences of relegation are far worse. Get behind the team and let's hope we can stay up.

 

I'd go and support the lads.

 

I'm not going. I now hate our ****ing club.

 

I, of course will be there as I've arranged to meet JPF and Heed for the Fenwicks Reveal.

I'll be vocal in my support for the team for 90 minutes and after full time I'll clap Jonas and Colo off the pitch still as I still remember a lot of the good times and it will be the last time I'll see them in our colours I think.

I'll then rip into the fat one.

 

So Obi will be with you then.

 

Is Obi cummin as well...?

 

no mate, Obi is so fat, they winch him up to a specially prepared gantry up in the gods where the pie runners are at his beckon call.

 

I'd go and Id support the Ashley Outers at the end by staying behind, prolonging the pain of relegation! make sure you take a flask full of alcohol with you!

 

I`ve decided, the wifes invited some friends round for dinner on Sunday for lunch. I could defo make the game and do lunch, easy. But you know what, FCUK IT. Why bother. I`m gonna show the same commitment to the team that the players have all season, FCUK ALL. Looking forward to my Roast Beef with Yorkshires and all the trimmings. I will watch the game on my new amazing Android Box free TV thingy in the comapny of my wifes mates. Never met em before, so after a few glasses of vino and beer after a heavy meal we will all sit down to hear me spout a load of spite and bile at the TV as I watch my team implode. My wife actually has been begging me to go to the game, cos she knows how ****ed up i will be during the game. "Ashamed", is the word she used when anticipating my behaviour in front of her friends on Sunday.. LOL