Off Topic Friday night game - Take one letter off a film title.....

Goa.. Some S American footy player goes travelling and gets the ****s.

 

Easy Ride. Adam Johnsons prison exploits.

 

The Itch. The sequel to Easy Ride.

 

Dads Arm...Who do you think you are kidding..

 

The Rays. London gangsters go fishing.

 

The Fat and the Furious. America is on lockdown as McDonalds run out of triple beef.

 

Command. Arnie goes undercover in domimatrix sex dens.

 

The Bair Witch Project...Naked romps in the wood watched by an evil spirit..

 

The Evil Dea.

 

Gone with the Win. SA sends his warriors to battle an inferior army of devils.

 

Or alternatively..The Evil Dad, which is what my kids call me when I don't let them get their own way..

 

Waterhip down. Steve McClarens hip fails as he tries to jump ship to leave the circus

 

Chin town - ....a certain police horse's name for Newcastle

 

Animal Arm.Chin town day of reckoning comes.

 

We Wee Soldiers...ISIS flee the SAS.

 

Lord of the Lies. The story of AJ' rise and fall.

 

Lord of the Ring. The sequel. AJ meets new room mate big Rufus.

 

Escape to Victor. The finale of the trilogy. After years of being pummeled by big Rufus. AJ makes a deal with prison bigwig Victor in a desperate plea for help.

 

The Fat and the Furious. About a diet that doesn't work.

 

Foot lose. About minefields.