Funniest jokes of the year?

The top 15 funniest jokes from the Fringe
1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng
2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle
3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle
4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz
5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field
6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons
7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin
8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne
9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel
10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King
11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes
12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff
13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang
14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess
15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40999000

 

Number 14 get ma vote

 

They're all pretty ****e

The men's singles one is particularly ****e

 

...apart from No. 14

 

...they're forced to put a woman on the list. And we all know wimmin aren't funny.

 

I saw a chameleon in Portugal once. True story

 

Some of the guilty

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most of the ****s on here are funnier than those ****s. (Not Monny)

 

All this s***e about that f*****n' bell in f*****n' Landan stopping it's irritating f*****n' stooopid bongs!

 

No. 2 isn't even factually correct, Trump has written a book, in fact I think several. **** off Frankie Boyle, you fenian ****.

 

3 & 9 are ok

 

How would you know?

 

Because I know what one looks like

I'm an expert on the natural world

 

He actually meant he sucked his first cock when karma chameleon was on the jukebox in a bar in Portugal

 

Hahaha good one, Iain.

 

I hate black comedians who do impressions of their parents. It's lazy, unfunny, and stinks.

A bit like niggers.

 

^^^^ reported

 

How do you confuse a smelly poof?

13.

 

Smelly poof alert ^^^^