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  1. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    After the recent sucess of Ayoze, it appears we are looking into the spanish market.

    speculation is that both David Concha (18 year old winger) and Jorge Mere (17 year old CB) are both heading for Newcastle, not immediately though. A deal will be done to loan them back to their respective clubs.

    I can't help wonder whether this recent surge in purchases for very young players could have an affect with Rangers. Could we be looking at loaning these players to the them to assist with promotion. Mike Ashley does love loaning to rangers
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It's all progress. Alhough didn't we release a clutch of young ones in the summer?
    I'd say these are to replace what we've lost...
    Or what we are about to lose (first team wise).
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    all these kids are all for the future???

    by the time they get to the first team, I just might be history <ghost>
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Should I try my shell shocked joke about Concha on this thread too?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    A lot of speculation about Sissoko. If we lose him, it'll be the most hilariously disastrous transfer window... well, since the last one... and the one before that... and the one before that.... and the one before that <laugh>
     
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    A CB!? Great, just what we need...Oh wait. He's 17. And not ready to leave his mum yet so has to be loaned back. Any chance of buying someone who can actually be selected for the team?!?
     
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    Some of us got it the first time so don't push it. We just didn't find it that funny.
    If your Spanish was really fluent you would also have picked up on the fact that Concha is South American slang for an intimate part of a ladies anatomy, so you could have gone with "Newcastle looking to sign another foreign cxxt".
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    And you are calling mine?
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Jakarta 1 - 0 Borogully <laugh>
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I refute that. I'm not accepting defeat from these prediction charlatans who show as much hope of sustaining prediction greatness (like me), as you do of sustaining a hard on.
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Had no probs getting it up for yo momma <nahnah>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yeah she said you got all 3 inches up but then it went floppy before she could get it in.

    #babydick
     
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    It's not the length of your dick, it's where you get to put it :p

    Unless you turn Mackem, you'll never have the pleasure <laugh>
     
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  14. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    BOYS !!!!! ?
     
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    This could be in retaliation to borogully and I, or the news we could be signing a couple of teens...



    Naturally, given the vivacious wittiness and high-brow/intellectual genii of the resident maturity (as I like to refer to BG and myself) on the board, it must be the latter :)
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    BOYS !!!!! ?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We are a disgrace, I apologise. Our high brow jovial jousting is not for everyone (maybe anyone). I hearby promise you that I will behave myself, and act in a more mature and considerate manner.

    If you send me some naughty pictures...
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Taylor Swift's had some perfectly lovely naked photos leaked online, and you're harassing poor not606 members <laugh>
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Been there, ****ed that <laugh>
     
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  20. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Oh no you have not, such a naughty big fibber !
    I guess this puerile posting is just the manifestation of our glorious clubs total lack of anything else worth posting about.
     
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