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Had enough of QPR? Join ISIS

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, May 24, 2016.

  1. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Another one of the jihadis dubbed "The Beatles" has been identified as a QPR fan. El Shafee Elsheikh has been named as the fourth member of the group of executioners led by Jihadi John and is being hunted with fellow QPR fan Alexanda Kotey.

    I know the football's been dire but...
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    can I use their season tickets
     
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    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    Sure. Prepare to be arrested by armed police at half time in a case of mistaken identity...
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    So which football teams do some of the other isis members support?

    Must be a few Chelsea, Luton, Man City etc...

    Not that it's relavant or do I care.

    Did this get into the news as one member said God is great and up the Rangers...?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I can understand our team driving us to drink but........ ISIS?
    Probably Chelsea fans in disguise.
     
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    The Beatles? Everybody sing with me...

    "El Shafee Elsheikh it up baby now,
    (Elsheikh it up, baby)
    Twist and shout
    (Twist and shout)...."
     
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    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Join ISIS? OK, what are the hours?
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Employment terms are favourable, but you won't find the severance to your liking.
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    If ever you're captured you can always chant "Alluah Akbar, you Rssss"...

    They will either embrace you like a long-lost brother or think you've called Allah an arse, in which case they'll be playing keepy-uppy with your head...:grin:
     
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    I have heard that as a welcoming gift, you are given a ruck sack and a belt....
     
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