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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 14, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't this be in the Arsenal thread?
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Hacky's on his prayer mat
    Praying for Pardew
     
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  4. Captainchaos.

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    I bet they don't look like Rachel
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Here's one for Rachel CC.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm using my hand
    But I'm thinking of you.
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I heard it was some lass down the gym.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Here is one for gym girl...

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have a gun,
    Get in the van.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Porn hub is down
    Your mum's facebook will do
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roses are Straight,
    Violets are Twisted,
    Bend over honey,
    you're about to get Fisted.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roses are red
    Sex is elementary
    Let's call up a friend
    And try double entry
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    We're having sex
    Because I'm stronger than you
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got chlamydia
    And so do you too
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    Roses are large
    Violets are small
    Biscan's online
    Backs to the wall
     
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  14. NUFCBRONX

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    To be fair I usually give the missus a good bumming for the v. Day. Unfortunately I've been stuck in Scotland all week so she escaped this time.

    Mind you wouldn't mind bumming Rachel either.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You have some bad weather back home don't you Bronx?
     
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  16. NUFCBRONX

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    Yeah that's what people told me. I am actually in Edinburgh right now stuck in the airport because of a delayed flight so I missed the drama. Thus I am getting slightly blootered in the Wetherspoons. Well very blootered.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Good man.
    enjoy!
     
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    Thanks to Alberts " Without fear or favour" I am unable to post on the appropriate page

    Newcastle.JPG
     
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