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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, May 5, 2016.

  1. TigerRoo

    TigerRoo Well-Known Member

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    He lives in Hull.
     
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  2. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    Why would you get annoyed looking at your wifes' cnut?
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    He seems to be getting annoyed because his neighbour keeps looking at it, Marcus :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  4. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Me too, lets fill the **** in.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not606 meet up round Crum's gaff, next door's getting his canister caved in and his van's getting tipped on it's side.

    Make sure your sister is about though Crum so it's not a complete waste of our time if the geezer next door is out.
     
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  6. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    And tell your sister to invite all of her mates as well, there could be a few of us and i'll need two at least.
     
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  7. mackemwelder

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    Stick a tattie up his exhaust, shove it up a bit with a stick so he doesn't see it, he won't get 200 yards before his van claps out. Or, put some superglue on his wiper blades, he'll be ****ed next time it rains. Or superglue in his door locks. Or dog **** under his door handles or if you're really sadistic, super glue razor blades to the underside of his handles.

    As you can tell, i had a miss spent childhood. :)
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.

    Wait till he gans out and twist his sky dish.

    Brake fluid his car.

    Tip of the hotline about lots of weird arab men coming an going.

    Link his home number to a sex chat line.
     
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  9. Blunham Mackem

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    Jeezuzzzzz!! Remind me not to piss you off!

    Ever!!
     
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  10. mackemwelder

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    Don't piss me off mate :)
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

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    Better start parking my car on a neighbours drive, just in case <laugh>
     
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  12. mackemwelder

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    Or get a couple of ton of horse **** delivered and tell the delivery people to dump it on his driveway. Pizza deliveries, Taxi's, i'll think of more soon.

    Me and my mate once painted our neighbours windows with black paint cos he grassed us up for keeping pigeons, the ****. And i can vouch for the brake fluid one, it works a treat, the paint will be bubbling and peeling in no time.

    Get a small cardboard box and fill it with dog ****, set fire to it and place it on his doorstep, knock on the door and run like hell, find shelter out of site and watch while he stamps on it to put the fire out.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Lots of ways mate.

    Id block his drains. Id cut his phone cables.
     
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  14. mackemwelder

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    Personally I'd talk with the bloke, if he doesn't respond then fill the **** in, if that doesn't work, fill the **** in again. If all that fails then it's time to up the anti and piss him off with some of the stuff already mentioned on here. Then fill the **** in again for good measure.
     
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  15. mackemwelder

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    Toothpicks in his door locks (house) will cost him a fortune to get a locksmith out and he'll think it's kids.
     
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  16. crumble bungle

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    i like your calm measured approach to the subject matter.
     
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  17. crumble bungle

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    my little sis lives 300 mile away from me, my wife's got a couple of nice mates though :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. mackemwelder

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    Bring them, more experienced, i like that.
     
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  19. Blunham Mackem

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    I'm beginning to suspect Welder's not off welding or whatever in Africa, or wherever the hell he "says" he goes.

    Just between us (he's not on at the minute), I think he's Mafiosi <whistle>
     
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  20. Aussie blackcat85

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    Sperm thieves, Craic Pigs & Dole bludgers.
     
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