Headline Game v Tractor Boys

Here we go again. Win, win, win. Makes it harder to come up with a new Headline when you keep doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over again. But in these difficult times that Mission Impossible falls upon you.

Can you convince the Sunday Times that you're the man or will you end up being the Daily Mail. Have you read the Oxford Dictionary definition of unique or do you subscribe to the Imperialist's definition? Can Heed head up the hill and will No Chance comfort his secret love affair with Trevor by persuading all his friends to change their names to...Trevor?

Let's find out.

Rules as before:

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Monday 25/10/2016
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

 

Chippy arrested after pictures expose at Earl revelation

 

Cocks of the north rule the roost as Rafa's ruthless machine ploughs on

 

That poor woman took it in good humour when I asked her in front of her hubby if she wanted to see my cock pics.

That was me after 2 pints.....

Wait till Preston Trev and you'll see me after 10-12 cans.

 

As a point of clarity to the wider forum I ate chicken heads whilst in Beijing so was showing Jak, Nev, Trev and Heed the below pic when an innocent bystander walked past...

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And the Earl has pictures of cocks all over their walls.

 

How many cocks did you fit in your mouth at any one time ACS?

Obi wanted to know but failed to elaborate.

 

Nev found dead after horribly bizarre accident - oh and Toon beat Ipswich

 

Toon progress gains traction as Ipswich dispatched

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Though tempted to try and make something like "Ex tractor fans clogged up with Fog on the Tyne"

I'm going to stick with:

Toon smash Ipshit

 

Tractor boys stuck in mud as Perez ploughs a furrow to goal.

 

Getting past Tractors? Two Ayoze for the Toon.

 

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I'd love to taste what she had for dinner last night

 

surely "as Ipswich get their arses whipped" given the picture

 

Toon Dig In and Turn Over Townips

 

so who won and did we get prizes?

 

Toon plough a hole straight through the tractor boys ringhole

 

Did I win?