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Off Topic HIAG's new "Bambi" picture!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 27, 2016.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think HIAG bottled it on the back of his dildo fingering thread.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    And only about 5 on his team. Well 4 really as 2 are the same person.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker and Luvgonzo put in transfer requests after HIAG bottled the avatar bet. Since then Bodanki, Roofie and Spurs disciple have been booted off the team for taking the piss out of HIAG.

    That only leaves Spurlock in goal and one outfield player in HIAG & Saints. It's going to be a blood bath when they face the lads.
     
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  5. You wish!

    I laughed all the way through it. It's a pleasure for me. No problem, at all.

    As I have said before, my Photoshop skills are very good, and I can knock up a Bambi picture is around 15 minutes. That's very little effort for such hilarity, you've got to admit!
     
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  6. I'll try to conjure up a lads-ripping-the-piss-out-of-the-seggies concept.

    It might take some work, but the hilarity will be worth it.
     
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  7. No, he isn't.

    I've told you before, Pixie, being one of the lads isn't just about which side one takes in an argument; it's about an indefinable attitude, and the ability to engage in witty repartee. Those (the lads) who have it cannot disown it so easily.

    Those who don't have it, such as you, Bambi, Lightning (among many others), will never have it. And, by the way, not every non-lad is necessarily a segment, as every lad could choose to become a segment should he so wish to. It's simply the case that a non-lad generally lacks the humour or sophistication (I'm thinking of persons such as Tobes, Bambi, Skiddy and Lightning) to avoid being drawn into your OCD drawn obsessions, whereas the natural dignity and wit of a true lad will generally lead him away from it.


    Your desperate and needy attempt to sway Sky's good opinion of me has been well and truly noted by the lads, Pixie.

    It really is as embarrassing as it appears. Give up, mate. That is some friendly advice.
     
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    ... that type has been banned ... even semi-erect ones <whistle>
     
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    Nice rant, but why have you bottled making your 'team dildo' thread ?
     
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  10. No bottling. The moment passed.

    A good raconteur always knows when to pull out the necessary stops, mate.
     
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    Yeah, that's a bottle job <laugh>

    You bottled it because you knew it would be as big a 'success' as your dildo fingering thread.
     
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    Couldn't find enough people for his team. Only had 3 or 4
     
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    Two of which, were the same person <laugh>
     
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  14. Oh, I can name more than enough lads. It's the Segments that I struggled to get a full XI for.
     
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    Post the thread #bottler
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Prove it.
     
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  17. Sorry, Pixie, but you and your Segments don't have enough players, even if I allow you a rush-goalie, mate.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    But they/he are not confused.


    No siree.
     
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    Swerve.
     
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    You got rinsed by 11 different posters in one day recently.

    I'm afraid that's going to have to go down as another wum **** up mate. :)
     
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