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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 3, 2017
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  2. fredor

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    Let me guess " You're from Newcastle "
     
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    fredor, Feb 3, 2017
  3. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    Yo Chaos tell us how you've go on? did you bottle it? did she turn you down?
     
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    Toon_Man_Sam1, Feb 6, 2017
  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    He told all his best chat up lines and got rejected.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 6, 2017
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  5. Travelsick07

    Travelsick07 Well-Known Member

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    He got hamstrung.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    He didn't have the balls to ask her.
    But that's steroids for you.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 6, 2017
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I've not seen him post for a while, maybe he's gone with my clothesline and drag technique and it's backfired.

    If you're reading this Chaos, make sure you say 'it was just a joke', that usually gets most people off the hook in court.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 8, 2017
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  8. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    Banter, that's the word that needs using. It was just Banter!
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Do the younguns not say "Bantz" nowadays?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 8, 2017
  10. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Maybe like Eaton kids, like "Oh Yah Geoffrey, that was massive Bantz"
     
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  11. General Lee Speaking

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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. Funniest thread I've read for ages.


    Is CC out on bail yet?
     
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  13. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    people genuinely want to know what the result was!

    Chaos, no one will laugh at you if she turned you down or had a bf
     
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    Toon_Man_Sam1, Feb 9, 2017
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  14. Judge Death

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    or a girlfriend for that matter (maintaining a politically correct standpoint)
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    That would be even better.
     
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  16. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    As long as you got to watch - but, have you ever noticed that lesbians in real life bear very little resemblance to the ones in the films?
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Not by CC description <laugh>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Films? Which films? I've never seen those films officer. :bandit:
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Captain, what Toon_Man_Sam1 really means is, does she have any fit friends you can double date with?
     
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  20. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Or even a significant other.
     
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