Off Topic Hull City Centre Public Realm Strategy

I thought this was going to be a clip from On The Buses.

Gutted.

 

Admittedly as a manifesto it might need a little more work

 

It is ten years since you worked?

 

Genius
It's back in the manifesto !

 

Jim who?

 

Jim Stephens I presume. Y'know, the saint.

 

Yes they are at times.
I can get the 9 and 9a and they are fine .
If I get the 10 or 12 there is some rather common people on those.

 

My mrs went in town on the bus to a do at guildhall. £3.60 return . Her mate parked in Odeon for free all day and walked across.
Mrs was sat near some smelly. ****ker.

She's not happy.



She appears to be blaming the person who suggested take the bus it'll be easier...

 

Is he a Dr?

 

You can't win can you.
I went down Princess Ave a couple of weeks ago.
Got a taxi home and the driver stunk.
Smelled like he had washed for weeks and that was £7

 

If he had washed for weeks surely he would have smelled fragrant. And been very wrinkled.

 

Why didn't you walk, lazy git.

 

Legitimate excuse Chazz I had my Dad with me.

 

So, from that, and after having a good laugh, we can deduce that Old Man Allam is the nutter on the bus ("have you seen my camel"), and he has ambitions to be as dictatorial as Kim Jong-un ("its an atomic bomb"). I'm impressed with Jasper Carrott's clarity of vision into the future.

 

I can't work out where in the centre this is. It seems to be a big, open, floored area. I was expecting the outlets would be on one of the main decks which of course don't have a floor in the middle.

 

It looks like where you come in from one of the car park levels?

 

I dunno. I only ever park there to go to the cinema so I'm not familiar.