If you could be a current Toon player for a day... who would you pick?

I'd probably go for Cabella.
I'd be able to check out his wardrobe as the bloke dresses pretty smart. I'd also be able to mooch around town with a trail of drooling women after me, plus I'll be able to find out what hair products he uses.
These as are important to me as I'm not shallow at all.
I could also find out what it feels like to have the ball skills of a wizard for the day instead of my current club foot approach to kicking a ball.

 

I'd be Tiote, too crocked to play with the rest of that ****e

 

Williamson. Seriously, you'd just wake up every day, look in the mirror and be fcking beaming ear to ear.

"Wow. I literally cannot play professional football, yet I'll be picked in the PL this weekend. Yippee!!"

 

hahaha. that crossed my mind too....

 

I could be corny and say Jonas, it must feel great every day knowing you've overcome what he has.

However it would be either Obertan, just to experience the shoulder and neck pain he goes through on a daily basis or Janmaat, just to see if he is as aggressive in everything else he does i.e. does he kick his cat, drink Stella, beat his missus, abuse his neighbours randomly

 

I'd be Facundo Ferreyra. I've always wondered what it would be like to be invisible. Could have some fun with that.

 

Perez, because he is Santi Munez for real.

 

Never considered that but soo true.

 

I would be Williamson and just resign without notice to give us all something do he positive about

 

Good man taking one for the team.

 

Cisse so I can experience a day as a Muslim.

 

I'd love to be Riviere because he doesn't work on a Saturday.

 

Or ANY day!