Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

Think Danny Dyer meets Danny de Vito

In a purple coat.

 

When I go to the Park with the dog, the dog who wants to take everybody and every other dog on (it's called 'small dog syndrome') is perhaps the smallest little white dog in the Park but he definitely has the biggest ...... I admire that little dog!

 

So am I Danny de Vito, Austin Powers, Ronnie Corbett?

I think I look like the dude on the radio Nick Ferrari

 

Does he have a collection of **** coats too? ​

 

Behave, that was a nice little Timberland I had on yesterday..

 

You didn't look to happy in the 2nd half when you heard your new "purple knob" song

I actually enjoyed your singing and hooligan antics yesterday - proper passion

 

I am a member on ittv and have heard otherwise.
The greasy polo shirt wearer is even taking the pi55.

 

@baraettmattesvensson

You are being accused on
ITTV of cheering when Northampton scored their winner

 

Elf can you go coat shopping with china...
Its better to look like a chav than a knob!

 

Not having comments like that, the slug coat comes out for the next away game.

 

Then you look like both!

 

@baraettmattesvensson

We want Robinson gone at Sheff United - any chance you can hammer the final nail in his coffin by wearing your "Slug attire" to Bramall Lane

 

Unfortunately I will be unable to repeat my Colchester performance, I am in Prague for a groundhopping and beer guzzling weekend.

Much more enjoyable methinks.

 

You seemed to have done plenty of beer guzzling by the time you reached the ground yesterday

 

Hang on, what are you talking about.....He was patently already pi55ed when he got dressed.

 

A poster on CL claims to have been in the same railway carriage as Jacko, Holmes and 1 or 2 others on the way to the boxing. Apparently some bloke on a purple coat came in and ranted to the players about the owner for a few minutes, but they ignored him.

 

The Return of the Purple Knob ?

 

Could there have been 2 purple coats at Northampton? I think not!

 

I wouldn't mind Jacko getting the managers job now because I think the impetus he would inject would keep us up - sadly though the job would also kill his managerial career long term