Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

That's the polite way to bang a lady.

 

It doesn't matter about the answer, though, 'cos she might not give you the answer that you want

We should ask some Smarties . . . . they have the answer

 

Loved the black ones..

 

Ladies, I presume, being as there weren't any black smarties, were there ?

 

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I'm sure there was for a while, but for some reason they got stopped..

 

They must have been 'blacked'

 

All smarties are equal.

 

Probably got banned for political correctness reasons..

 

Are you saying these smarties were actually minstrels in disguise?

 

No . . . . nothing is black & white these days (neither should anything ever have been)

It was a sweet thought, though

 

Apart from those stinking smelly animals you mean? Oh yes, and don't forget skunks..

 

Ammonia daft manc who's colour blind, but aren't badgers black and white too?

 

They all look the same to me

 

So were tigers before colour TV was invented

 

Colour TV

If only.

 

My Dad used to repair TVs. Our living room was full of them.

One day my dad came home and the living room was empty. He went mad with us and asked who ate all the Pyes?

 

For your alibi did you tell him that you had been watching Samsung and Delilah upstairs?

 

My uncle used to go round people's houses collecting all their 50p's from the meter on the tele, until he got caught.

 

No wonder...They were 10 bob notes in them days..