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Off Topic Just had me health check

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  1. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Fit as a lowie me.

    Heart fine
    Lungs fine
    Blood pressure fine

    So if I drop down dead tomorrow I`ll know it`s not because of anything serious.<laugh>

    Then they went and stuck a needle in me little arm.
    Given me the flu. Bastards. <grr>
     
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    Yes but did they test the "hydraulics" ? <laugh>
     
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    Mackem-Tiz Well-Known Member

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    Im ok apart from me blood pressure on a satda afternoon!
     
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    Im ok apart from me blood pressure on a satda afternoon!
     
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  5. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Bugger all to test mate. <wah>
     
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    I heard you failed your health check coz you went to the hairdressers next door to the Doctors!

    Brain Function X Diagnosis - Mad as a march hare!
     
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    Try the two lolly sticks and the string technique works every time
     
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  8. Neil

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    A neighbour of mine had a full health test at work and they said he was perfectly fine, but could do with getting a bit fitter. He went out on a bike ride the next weekend and had a heart attack half a mile down the road. Fortunately he realised what was happening, phoned his wife, and got to hospital in time to be treated, and has fully recovered.


    However I'm taking no chances, exercise is a killer, and should be avoided whenever possible :)
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Spelled match wrong there mate.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Sound advice that. <ok>

    Fancy them filling me full of flu germs like that. I`ve treated myself to a bottle of vodka. I`m going to poison the little buggers. That`ll lern `em.
     
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    I'm long overdue an MOT myself and should make an appointment..
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    You really should mate. Just for the peace of mind.
     
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  14. Charley Farley

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    If you look after your body it will last you a lifetime.
     
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  15. Charley Farley

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    I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes off your life.

    If you make each cigarette last for 6 minutes then you actually gain a minute for each one.
     
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    I had my results back and it appears I'm a fat bastard :(
     
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  17. Vincemac

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    I've never had any test and I'm a fat bastard <bubbly>
     
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  18. arthur

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    Hate to be pedantic, but you can't get flu from a flu jab!
     
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    Not now I can`t. I`m full of vodka.



    edit: I know that mate it`s just a bit of daft.

    edit edit: I should really have you on a bit more with that one shouldn`t I?
    Damn, missed a chance there. <devil>
     
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    I've recently had a cystoscopy.. I was sweating for a month waiting for the procedure and am still having nightmares after it was done. If used as torture I would have told them anything, would even made things up. I did say to the doc that there was no way the 'scope' was going in there.....but he went ahead anyway!!!!!!
     
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