Fit as a lowie me. Heart fine Lungs fine Blood pressure fine So if I drop down dead tomorrow I`ll know it`s not because of anything serious. Then they went and stuck a needle in me little arm. Given me the flu. Bastards.
I heard you failed your health check coz you went to the hairdressers next door to the Doctors! Brain Function X Diagnosis - Mad as a march hare!
A neighbour of mine had a full health test at work and they said he was perfectly fine, but could do with getting a bit fitter. He went out on a bike ride the next weekend and had a heart attack half a mile down the road. Fortunately he realised what was happening, phoned his wife, and got to hospital in time to be treated, and has fully recovered. However I'm taking no chances, exercise is a killer, and should be avoided whenever possible
Sound advice that. Fancy them filling me full of flu germs like that. I`ve treated myself to a bottle of vodka. I`m going to poison the little buggers. That`ll lern `em.
I heard that each cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes off your life. If you make each cigarette last for 6 minutes then you actually gain a minute for each one.
Not now I can`t. I`m full of vodka. edit: I know that mate it`s just a bit of daft. edit edit: I should really have you on a bit more with that one shouldn`t I? Damn, missed a chance there.
I've recently had a cystoscopy.. I was sweating for a month waiting for the procedure and am still having nightmares after it was done. If used as torture I would have told them anything, would even made things up. I did say to the doc that there was no way the 'scope' was going in there.....but he went ahead anyway!!!!!!