You know you've done a good job on someone's soil stack when they bite their lip and try to pay you afterwards.
I'll just post this text from RHC as it is, make of it what you will... Preparing for my CT Scan in The Cheese. It's full of boring ****s. Rob the boring **** builder sorted my soil stack out I have nothing to add.
The Cheese is now doing CAT scans on the side. It hasn't improved the clientele. Rob The Builder has bored out his dirty passage. Just another Day In The Life.........
I had half a gallon and then departed for Halton hossy. Had my scan bang on time and was out in 10 mins. I had a call on the way back to the Cheese from Warrington hospital to tell me my appointment for the MRI scan on Saturday was TBRA as the machine was bust Now have to wait until 7th July. It was hideous in there on Saturday and Sunday. ****ing heaving with brats and the glass washing machine broke. The lesbian barmaid has been sacked for pilfering, though Oldham **** put a whole Chas & Dave album on on Sunday afternoon
Got to the Cheese at 8 ****ing pm last night. Bastard Cheshire Show is on so the bus from Northwich to Warrington was 40 minutes late because of the ****ing traffic. The bus was dead slow on the way back and despite the windows being open, it was like a ****ing sauna The first two pints didn't touch the sides.
I can see cows and sheep in fields on the way home. The only thing I want from that ****hole is half a pound of Cornish Blue and Rob the **** Builder is acquiring that for me today