Off Topic Mancaves. No builders or joiners advice needed.

Well all have a Joe mancave completed.

What happening

How are you kitting yours out?

Theme.
Techy gear.
Bar
Dungeons.
Dancing pole

You get the drift

 

Well we got 20x10 foot. So the pool table is out.

For starters im going all light colours. Nee seedy black or deep red.

Full interchangable small led light strips. Nee flourescent strips for this mo fo

 

I'd probably have mine gym and sport themed...

Star Trac Boxmaster, couple of wall mounted striking pads, squat rack, bench and some olympic bars and plates and some db's and a few kettles should do it.

Flat mounted UHD tele, for music channels and sports, I'd probably go for a decent set of Bose speakers, no point having anything too good in there.

Bar full of nutritious foods and drinks.

Then, I'd flick a switch on the wall and the walls would all flip upside down, enter Tel's love parlour, 10ft bed, blinds come down over windows, music changes to Barry White, bar changes to cocktails and champagne, tv changes to Television X and my wife is asleep in the house so I can reach for the E-45 and my favourite marigold.

 

I read the first half and thought ****ing weirdo.

Then it improved. Except the music.

 

I was just trying to set the tone.

My wife's dad had a mancave once, that he spent £40k getting done, it had a games room and a sauna. Six months later it was full of boxes and old crap, he's a hoarder.

 

40k. Ok thats setting the standard.

80" tv. Nowt to big.

Thinking.

 

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You're all wondering what "FIGJAM" stands for aren't you?

(**** I'm Good Just Ask Me)

 

What the ****ety **** is that?

 

THAT is a real Man's Cave - here's another one . . .

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Who's the ugly bastard, though

 

Buggered if i know but we know how to build MAN Cave's over here mate . . .

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When you tell the builder you want somewhere away from the wife where you can have a 'Tommy Tank' in peace and quiet and he takes it literally.

 

Its looks like a scruffy teenagers bedroom


The 2nd is to big. We only have 20x10ft

Get with the programe

 

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I dont think Roo quite had the jist of this yet.


Random ****ing aussie pics.

 

Roo these all just look like really crap low budget pubs.

 

20 x 10??? That's a toilet!
This is the best I can do . . .

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You wouldn't believe some of them here. Full size Snooker Tables (but Pool Tables are more popular) a Giant Bar is a dead-set MUST and most have a swimming pool just alongside.
20ft x 10ft - you're having a lend of me mate!

 

YUp. Tacky as ****. Nee class.

 

Thats the size alloted.