Ok Trebs, you spurned your chance so I'm here to spread the joy. Big game and once again, we must win. We have surely used up all our opportunities to snatch a draw from the jaws of victory, any more and it definitely will be meaningless from then on. So there we are, we just got to keep on winning. Liverpool or Spurs or both will drop points. Interesting fact, Watford uberfan Elton John used to pretend he was straight and married a woman to prove this. He is now so gay he can't stop smiling and has another 'wife', a man with a really weird name; His Partner David Furnish. He uses the name David, unsurprisingly.
When is the game? Time? Is it on tv. Vital FACTS missing . Good interesting facts though. Though ultimately most gay men seem very happy. I can honestly say I've never met a miserable one. Perhaps jumping over puddles and bumming is the secret to male happiness??
They're gay. It's there in the original meaning of the word man. Proper happy. It's a three o clock Saturday kick off by the way. Which is as rare as a sad gay man.
I'm off to the Wales v England 6 nations tomorrow so won't get much time to keep an eye on our inevitable 1-0 or 1-1 mauling of Watford. For one day only I'll be Welsh and getting into the egg chasing, which from experience tells me will be an epic day out. Love big international days in Cardiff, everyone out boozing freely. Especially when it's all free of charge.
Chief should do all your match threads, they are quite original. Where else do you get a match thread that gives so much in the OP while also giving very little?
Difficult match in prospect. Watford beat united 3-1 in the first match and only a week ago beat Arsenal at the Emirates. United will be lucky to scrape a draw (unless they play Martial). The RS on the other hand should easily win at least 3-0 against Spurs. They are at home and Spurs are Spurs and always collapse in difficult away matches.
If you play pace up front, you will destroy us. Arsenal were truly awful in the first half, and playing against Giroud was easy - once they switched to Sanchez up front and played Walcott, they created a lot more. Even Millwall were just playing the ball behind the defence for the strikers to run on to and caused us all sort of problems... we have a very aging CB partnership If Mourinho has watched us and has any sense, he'll play Rashford through the middle from the start, with probably Martial and Mata out wide...