Meg Lauder - wid ye?

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  1. Bill Cosby Funtime

    Bill Cosby Funtime Well-Known Member

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    She's the 17 year old that Eric "come ahead" Joyce has supposedly been banging.

    The pics in the paper are none too promising

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    But, a quick swatch of some of her myspace photos (inlcuding school uniform efforts) in the bottom four rows here:

    http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=me...m=isch&ei=tJRPT6HDHMSQ8gOM5K3wBQ&start=0&sa=N

    Swing her firmly into the "aye" camp.

    If I can bang 17 year olds at his age and still have enough strength to malky some pricks, I'll be quietly impressed with myself <ok>
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

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    Bib your standards are all to **** man

    You'd pump her but not Fearne Cotton? ****ing behave yourself
     
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  3. Bill Cosby Funtime

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    I admitted that I would pump Fearne Cotton.

    I'd have to cosh her first but I would pump her - the lassie gets right on my titties, man.
     
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  4. MD 20/20

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    [​IMG]

    If you hover over that image on google it says something along the lines of "lock up your mothers im a sexual..."
     
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  5. gas.

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    It's a yes from me<ok>

    And Fern too
     
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  6. Fabulous Fabio

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    Her and Holly Willoughby are the only reason I watch Celebrity Juice, on tonight by the way!

    I just have a **** while thinking about being in a threesome with them
     
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    You need to be taken to the vets by the way <laugh>
     
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  8. Bill Cosby Funtime

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    How?

    Look at her wee teenage cheeks. Her wee smile and her bright eyes.


    Absolutely chooooooooking to get smacked aboot the face with a dobber <ok>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>.
     
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    Shes got that pure dirty look in her eyes tae i bet shes a gid wee ride.
     
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    She's one of those girls who has a natural beauty..not caked with make-up n hair extensions.

    I applaud the old geezer's taste on this occasion.

    <ok>
     
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    In the first pic she looks like she's got a bit of special needs about her, think it's the gommy smile
     
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  13. Bill Cosby Funtime

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    Totally - I'm betting from her skin tone that she has pale nips anaw.

    That, and the wee comment about locking mothers up from her myspace page suggests to me that, if she dribbled some of your paste on the carpet, she'd be doon lapping it up like a labrador.
     
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    <laugh>

    Tag: Bib Shags Spazzies.
     
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    Get tae **** with your 'natural beauty' ****e. Nae ****'s buying it.
     
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  16. Bill Cosby Funtime

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    I draw the line at cerebal palsy types, though.

    You'd do more damage than good.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    It'd be disrespectful of him not to. He'd shag everything else.

    She has a nice face...wee bit of puppy fat, but that would work itself off in time.

    Ya prick.
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    <laugh> <laugh>.
     
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    This <ok>

    Natural beauty means a loch and some hills. Not some plain girl pumping an auld ****.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Belter.
     
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