Mike Williamson will never leave

Every Newcastle United supporter I have spoken to are always frustrated at the inclusion of Mike Williamson in almost every Newcastle game and myself included and yet every manager we have are happy to play him even now at 31 and I am bewildered.

Now is there something about him which makes him a talent which the untrained eye can not fathom?

Surely there's a logical explanation for his inclusion in any high level football team?

Any ideas?

 

He probaly has iffy pics of Mike with a melon up his fat ass.

 

Harsh to call Penfold a melon

 

Nowhere even close to harsh enough.

 

We are stronger immediately after terminating his contract.

 

Has to be worth at least 1, maybe 2, places in the league

Dragging Charnley through the streets by his heels ...would also be worth another ...well ..no league positions
...but, it would make me feel a whole lot better.

 

The ONLY redeeming feature Willo has is his ability to keep injury free unlike our other sicknotes. He also is so slow he hasn't got time to make a tackle.

 

Why ask the question when you already know that Williamson plays because of the limited defensive resources available to McClaren.

That said, his efforts were no worse than Taylor or Colocinni's efforts last season, and at least he's turned up for pre-season, which is more than can be said of our exalted Captain.

 

Exactly this!

 

Also, from what I've read. as I wasn't there, Iron Mike was better than Saylor. Anyone there able to confirm or refute.

 

I believe we will forever lump him and Xisco in the same bracket as he will simply sit out his contract.

 

Chancel Mbemba actually played right back against BMG and Lascelles didn't feature at all I don't think. Even having said this, I'd rather nurture an u21 player then play a poor senior player.

 

I sooooo dislike Willo as a footballer.

 

My brother wouldn't even have the **** at Luton. That surely shows how utterly ****ing wretched he is.

 

That's no way to speak of family.

 

Willo is just not good enough. Once again on Saturday he was absolutely struggling to cope with anything at pace coming his way. However, judging by McLarens tactics of playing both Taylor & Willo for the whole 90 mins can only mean one thing ( hope not ) that he intends these 2 donkeys to be playing against Southampton.
I can see us being in the bottom 3 at the end of the 1st 8 games.

 

If both start the game then McClaren is going to get stick straight away. They surely can't.

 

Apart from being the guy who was given the job of hoofing the ball up the field, Williamson was no worse than the other two. Saylor is an embarrassment & our ever loyal and prestigious non-english speaking captain can't even be arsed training, let alone playing.

I think Williamson is getting harsh treatment from the fans if I'm being 100% honest.

 

Mike is an honest player unfortunately he is nowhere near PL standard. Being no better than our other donkey's just isn't good enough. We have conceeded nearl 300 goals in the past 5 seasons and guess who have been largely responsible. Williamson, Clocini & Taylor.

 

Erm, I think you'll find its not 3 people to blame, just 2. Ashley and Charnley.