Even if Pool lose, would be good to put some distance between us and them. Top 4 will still take some getting.
They used to talk about winning the championship,now it's "top 4"! They used to try to win everything,now it's 9 changes. They used to hate Arsenal,Chelsea,Man U,Liverpool......Oh.Sorry! That hasn't changed,has it?
All the top 4 chasers keep having good spells, then messing up - which is handing the title to Chelsea. This is only marginally better than Liverpool winning it. But we still needed them to beat Chelsea - and Arsenal too.
Granada news says the elderly are being used as gun runners in Liverpool.... I'm too dumbfounded to comment any further.....
There's going to be a few Mobility Scooter drive-bys in the vicinity of Klanfield tonight I wouldn't mind betting!!
There are five stages in learning to live with loss -. denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. At this point no Mousers are exhibiting Stage 1. That has passed, there were still some signs of Stage 1 after the Chelsea game. Losing to Hull has brought it to an abrupt end. There is lots of Stage 2 being exhibited on Not606 and plenty on radio phone-ins. Some Mousers voices have gone to such a high register that only bats and dolphins can hear them. For that you need a radio.....and a dolphin/bat. There's some sporadic Stage 3 behaviour out there. Mousers are offering up hub caps and shell suits to the footballing gods. A few see Slippy G's return as having brought a curse on their underperforming ass. There have been suggestions of sacrificing him or Jurgen to appease the Officials, thereby reinstating the 'dodgy penalty award' and lifting the curse. Stage 4 is endemic. It's like there's going to be rigorous medicals for sick pay or cash in hand work is coming to an end. Not pretty. Stage 5? Of course not, FFS, they're Mousers. It's never over it's just delayed. Next year..........next year......
Klopp's starting to look really manic now. 5th place - out of all cups. Utd a point behind. No pressure
'Pool of the modern era are the perennial losers. Klopp doesn't have the skills to change that. To be fair to him, Merlin The Magician wouldn't be able to change it.
Plenty of pressure on you lot as well, you should easily beat us on current form. Problem is you won't as we are the greatest team in the wuuurld! Oh **** that's denial, ****ing hell, I'm always getting this **** wrong!!! Look I'm done, does anyone want my tickets for the Palace game? Going cheap, I can't take this anymore. I just have to accept that we're sh... The greatest team in the wuuurld!
I'm no spring chicken, and I can't remember the last time we won up at Anfield. IF we do win, I'll start to believe we've got half a chance....
The teams that beat the mousers tend to sit back and wait for the mouse defense to get so pissed off how US their strikers are, they tend to try and do the job themselves, leaving them open at the back. We wont sit back, it might cause a problem. It might be worth giving Walker the day off.If Rose is still out too it might help us.
"Medical science didn't like the look of him and sent him right back." IIRC Maybe they meant rum gummers.
One of the unwritten laws of the universe is that teams in a slump suddenly hit form when they play Spurs. No-one knows how or why, but that is the simple truth. I'd be happy with a draw, as long as we give 100%. On the other hand, a draw could see you slip to 6th below your best friends from manchester.
The Scouse have well and truly scrubed the highlights of that match from the internet. Can't even find the goals, barring fan videos of the Modric penalty.
Phew. For a moment there I though you were going to say you are the most attackingest team ... in the world. Ever. (so still a chance of a Spurs win) .