Mouser Watch #2

Do you lot pay no attention to how things are done.
You bitches caused the goons to win and will cause the weekend to go further down hill so STFU

 

Matty Ratcliffe: No back line, no creativity in midfield. No investment in those issues. We will end up like Newcastle.

Jon Hare: Moreno & Can better than Milner? Klopp again has no idea.

Loz Smith: Are Liverpool players nervous or something? So many poor touches/over-hit passes/mis-timed tackles. Looking lacklustre.


Just a selection of the many despondent tweets from Mousers to the BBC Match-Day thread.

Now, before any of you try to tell me, "Yeah, but look, HIAG! Those Mousers seem finally to have hit the wall of reality!" let me remind you that we have been here several times before now, in previous seasons. Do not be fooled, my friends!

It will take only a dodgy equaliser to have Klopp forcing his team into yet another deeply embarrassing curtain-call bow in front of the visiting end, and for these very same Mousers to declare him the risen Christ of Football.

We need constantly to be on our guard against delusion.

 

Sir Fabian Perez: Hey! Dat's fookin's great, that! Klopp, you genius!

JavelBleach: That's more like it! Salah, you little Wizard! Best in de World, la!

Daniel Okeke‏: Mo Salah! Mo Salah! Mo Salah! You beauty! Give him de keys to de City, la!


More tweets to the BBC.

May God have mercy on our souls!

 

See bitches...now you have made it a two horse race.
Liverpool will go onto to comfortably win this and you will all be to blame

 

A fecking hem...where is the adoration for the miracle that is RCL...I saved you dumbasses from giving that lot 3 points!

 

This year is going to be our...

 

Sounds like trouble in Mousersdise...

 

That doesn't sound like the stuff that we were hearing from them all week, does it?

 

No pre-season fitness woes for rcl.

 

Yes, I'm expecting a fine performance from RCL today.

Comments like "Sissoko will never score a hatrick against his former employees", "Kane is a shadow of is former self" and "You guys will be praying for Juande Ramos to return after eight games" should be abundant this afternoon.

 

It is looking increasingly likely that Coutinho will finally escape from HMP Klanfield, I wonder if the Mouser hierarchy will spend the money on a coach capable of organizing a defense.

 

Philippe Coutinho's 'back injury's has prevented him from traveling to Hoffenheim. Would it prevent him from flying to Barcelona, I wonder?

 

Miraculous recovery, followed by sudden relapse if he doesn't sign for Barcelona. If he doesn't he could also approach Espanyol. It would be better than staying at Liverpool

 

He played for Espanol under Mauricio Pochettino 5 years ago. Liverpool are fighting a losing battle keeping him away from Barcelona.

If I was them, I'd be flogging him and buying some defenders and a goalkeeper who haven't got Gerry Cottle, Ringling Bros. or Billy Smart's on their résumé.

 

His best goals to games ratio was at Espanyol (5 in 16)

 

Expect the Mousers to put a Fatwa on Joey Barton's head for this: http://www.caughtoffside.com/2017/0...rgen-klopp-doesnt-rate-liverpool-boss-highly/

 

He also said he thought the Spurs business model
was the right way to go for many clubs.

Amazing what not repeatedly heading a ball +
gambling on sports events does to your intelligence.

 

“This is an unsustainable business model. We are living in a very irrational time – certainly when it comes to players’ wages and transfers.
“I would have to concur with them [Spurs] – I do believe we are.
“So they are taking a long-term view that: ‘we can’t pay these players long-term. At some point the bubble will burst and we’ll be left in a very, very financially secure position’.
“But who knows when it’s going to burst?

“Usually in these bull markets – which I think football is in the midst of – when they do burst they usually come crashing to the ground.
“There will be certain clubs who will be able to absorb that because of the wealthy benefactors, but I think the sides that are playing with fire – as Leeds United have shown in the past on a lesser scale – you can very quickly when the tide comes out find out who’s got trunks on and who hasn’t.
“I think Daniel Levy is trying to maintain Spurs’ trunks. They are going to, hopefully, be sitting in the position where everyone around them has lost their heads.”

When Joey Barton is the voice of reason, then it's time to pack up and go home.

 

Liverpool go ahead in Germany with a freekick that the keeper decided to watch into the net.....