NASA has announced an unscheduled press conference for Monday morning to announce a major scientific discovery on Mars. Leaks and speculation are saying they have found life or conclusive proof that life existed there.
If it's anything to do with life it'll be heavily censored. It won't be, it'll be something to do with finding water molecules in the atmosphere. Or some other false dawn.
This is exactly what it will be. Evidence that liquid water once flowed over the surface. Rivulets and dried up water courses or suchlike. From water comes the possibility of life. From the possibility comes the emergence of proto-life. From proto-life comes Patty. From Patty comes the mythical, sacred stream. You scoffers and scorn-merchants will be eating your words tomorrow and no mistake.
Nah, they've saved Matt Damon. It's already been well documented in that new Ridley Scott film, The Martian.