Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur- Official Match Day Thread

This is true.
Hand him the Germany team and he's play Muller at left back.

 

Carver would probably have played Shearer in goal

 

For Germany?

 

He'd play him for Albania given the chance

 

I have to object most strongly to the title of this thread!! Why have you used the word, "MATCH" in the title? In no way whatsover can this be described at a football match. A match needs 2 teams to compete to try to win a game. One team will compete, Spurs, the other will simply wander and amble about the pitch at a slowish pace while watching the white round thing whizz around them. Their manager, or coach, will also stand beside them, clapping his hands every 10 seconds, whilst shouting, 'Come on Lads'!, as he couldnt read past page 1 of his coaching manual cos the words wos to big to understand. Its not a match, ITS A FECKING JOKE!!!!!!!!

 

Presumably, you won't be watching it then.

 

Watch it...



he's playing in it. He's just a bit grouchy as he has to come back from his 3 match holiday.

 

tottenham will thrash newcastle. useless team you are, id be surprised if you picked up a single point for the rest of the season

 

If that was a wumming attempt then it must rate as one of the worst ever.



Most people on here think we won't get another point and that the team are useless.

 

After that, I feel like wanting to pick up a point now. Just to show him.

Mind you, by six o'clock today he'll have picked up more hub caps and looted tellies than Newcastle has points.

 

The price on Newcastle is going out again. I may even be able to trade out before the match starts...

 

Getting back to the game itself, a win or draw at the very least is becoming essential with the gap to the relegation places closing weekly.

 

That's a fair prognosis.
You should read a thread before wumming fella (presuming you can read)
If you can't read get your sister to help, once she's finished round JPF's house.

 

To all the lads going to the game, enjoy fellas - I'm crossing my wolf claws for 3 points.
To the lads boycotting, fair play and I hope it goes peacefully and safely for all.

 

Just **** off and die you tiresome used tampon.

 

Reet lads.
My York trip has gone tits up so half way there... I had to drive back.
Gonna drink in the hoose methinks now.
Been a long day.

 

Not going but i hope we win.Cant see it though 1.1 draw for me.

 

we really need three points today.
knowing our luck we'll actually go and get them...

 

Price on Betfair now falling. In fact by quite a margin so someone seems to be confident.

 

I hear that Newcastle "fans" aren't going to the game but instead they are standing outside the stadium yelling mean things at Ashley. Have they got nothin better to do on a Sunday ?