Newcastle United v West Ham - Official Matchday/Buildup Thread

No that sounds fruity sailor

 

It's quite obvious there's been somewhat of a dip in the correctness of my 3-1 forecast predictions, in fact I've been wrong every game since we beat Stoke away 3 centuries ago.
However I can confidently predict we'll win 3-1 against West Ham.

 

We did win 3-1 at West Ham last year, but then we had Cabaye on fire that day.

 

="APACO, post: 7959598, member: 1000803"]We did win 3-1 at West Ham last year, but then we had Cabaye on fire that day.[/QUOTE]

I know but I didn't predict it....

 

I know but I didn't predict it....[/QUOTE]

So maybe it's best if you DON'T predict a 3-1 win. Ah well too late now.

 

I'm laughing at our pathetic club too fella.
I told you back a few months that we were ****ter than you on every level but you didn't believe me.

 

It's funny how with Chelsea, Man U, Man City, etc. the fans argue about who supports the BEST club.
Meanwhile, Newcastle, Sunderland and Hull fans are competing to make a case for who has the WORST club.
"My club is ****ter than your club!"
"No! My club is ****ter than your club!"
"Hey, you're both forgetting about my club, the ****tiest club in the league!

 

Perhaps when the North becomes part of Scotland Sunderland, Newcastle and Hull can push for the top half. It'll be tough but with John at the helm there is hope.

 

thanks for an entertaining read, think you will stay up. is the dkhead who got himself sent off a few matches ago playing, if so hope him and carver have fisticuffs after the game

 

So maybe it's best if you DON'T predict a 3-1 win. Ah well too late now. [/QUOTE]

Right, if we go down, it's all Jim's fault.



Burn him, burn him...

 

It's not too late I am sure we could loan you Eggnog for your crucial game tomorrow...For suitable recompense of course!

 

Good luck tomorrow - can't see Hull getting anything TBH & WHU without are a bit like Rottweiler with no teeth.

 

Happy Matchday people.
After today we can forget about football!

 

...... After all... The club and players have been forgetting about it for months...

 

This is it folk, the BIG ONE! It's gonna be massive today. Huge beyond all proprtions. We're in for a hairy ride. Quite simply, it doesn't get any bigger than this.


I just hope Fenwick's Window is big enough.

 

I'm smooth and ready.
A quick gym session to tone up the gluteus and its on the hoy I go.

 

We are definitely ****terer than yow

Edit: Although admittedly this has taken some doing.

 

Do people who use the word 'factoid' fall into that category

 

Surely that's the last ten games .......... the 2nd half at QPR was so bad I actually felt sorry for the people who'd travelled.

I never thought I'd say that.

 

we all know williamson & raylor will start. cisse will be on the bench along with aarons.

we'll lose 1-0 with nolan scoring the winner and chicken dancing with allerdyce. final whistle will come and everyones waiting to hear the result of hull-manu , it will be 0-0. 93rd minute comes and jelavic has a shot from 25 yards out which is miss hit, it proceeds to hit the backside of smalling and it goes in off the post saving hull and relegating us in the process. newcastle goes into melt down and some "fans" run on the pitch they beat up carver, woodman and stone, they set fire to the goals and pretty much everything else they can whilst chanting "shoes off if you love the toon" once done inside the stadium they spill out into the streets, smash up 9 bar and all the exterior of the stadium. a week later newcastle fined 100m and removed from the football league.

Reality though we'll some how stay up this season and carver thinks hes done a great job