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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    She not, she is whistling Dixie!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Great News, people .................... I have no chance of getting prostate cancer!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Researchers say frequent ejaculation could save mens’ lives
    news.com.au
    July 4, 2017 4:21pm
    PROSTATE health can be a pretty awkward subject, so prepare to blush at this new research from Harvard University.

    Scientists say frequent ejaculations could be the key to keeping the semen-producing gland healthy and avoiding cancer.

    In fact, in a study of almost 32,000 men published in the journal of European Urology, researchers found high levels of sexual activity can reduce the risk of contracting prostate cancer by 33 per cent.

    The optimum number is 21 ejaculations per month.

    We’ve done a few quick calculations and that’s equal to 252 times annually — or almost 70 per cent of days in a year.

    Experts aren’t exactly sure why ejaculation lowers the risk of prostate cancer, but they speculate it might help flush out cancer-causing toxins.

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    You don’t have to be as awkward as this guy when you’re discussing prostate cancer. Picture: iStock
    According to statistics from the University of Sydney, prostate cancer is the most common cancer diagnosed in Australia, and the third most common cause of cancer death.

    It’s more common in older men, with 85 per cent of cases diagnosed in those over 65 years of age, so the results of this study are definitely worth taking on board.

    Enjoyable as it may be, frequent ejaculation isn’t a magical one-stop shop.

    The Harvard researchers pointed out an active sex life may be an indicator of good general health, which in itself is likely to lower the risk of cancer.

    Therefore, it’s also important to maintain a good diet and exercise routine, and get regular check-ups from your doctor.

    Gentlemen, you know what you need to do.
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    News Flash!
    Nothing to report!
     
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    Me neither
     
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    Nothing happening here either.....
     
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    Still nowt to report
     
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    News Flash !

    Umm, nope, still nothing going on.........
     
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    NewsFlash !
    When something happens,
    you'll be the first to know about it here.
    Until then...... nothing to report.
     
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    UTR's Missing!
    A Huge Reward Of NOTHING Offered!
     
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    News Flash: Wayne Rooney spotted crying on the streets of Manchester as he'll be leaving tomorrow.

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    And now for the News Update!
    .....ahhhh, there is no new news!
    UTR's still missing.
    Sans still going, Yum!
    Kiwi still Dashing & Dotting .... Thank you .
    Woops still cracking jokes about Nothing!
    Didley still cracking out farts.
     
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    News Flash!
    QPR on the verge of buying no players for upcoming season!
    You heard it here first.

    Breaking News......
    Manager is an idiot!
     
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    Newsflash: Rochdale fan confirms the rumours about them are true.....

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    News Flash!!

    After 40 years of drinking bourbon & cola, l have stop drinking my favourite drink.

    Today, l've changed over to Gin & tonic / soda. Time had come to cut out the soft drink and being that l didn't like drinking bourbon any other way, l changed drinks.

    Footnote- lf l can give up smoking ( nearly 4.5 years now ).... l can give up anything.

    Besides, l don't mind the old odd gin, just hope l can last a whole night on it.

    Wish me luck!!!!
     
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    Good luck indeed.........
     
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    All good, came thru with flying colours!
     
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    Blue and white hoops ?
     
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    Yah man!
     
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