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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Whitejock, May 27, 2017.

  1. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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  2. MIGHTY

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    i cant even give it away <yikes>
     
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  3. ellandback

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    :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  4. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    You must even struggle to pay for it.
     
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  5. MIGHTY

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    no need your Missus obliges free of charge <ok>
     
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    <yikes>
     
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  7. MIGHTY

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    why the <yikes> does she charge you mukka ?
     
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  8. Chippy / Glory

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    Lucky you.. She has always made sure I have paid the highest possible price for fornicating with her.
     
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    She pays me....
     
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    As you are a virgin you have never recieved a penny... Now pipe down and let the men banter.
    Pseudo sex or having a **** as the rest of us describe it doesnt count. <laugh>
     
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  11. Whitejock

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    I just wish she wasn't free with the biscuit afterwards. It takes its toll - about 8 stone so far! <whistle>
     
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    Can i thank you all for saving me the grusome task.
     
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    I've been married 52 years and my wife nad I have only ever argued about two things, money and sex, and I always reckoned she charges me too much.
     
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    whatever it is its too much <whistle>
     
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    at least the biscuit is good <whistle>
     
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    Your wife has nads....<yikes>
     
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    Is that why you're chasing our Farsley, cos he's cheaper?
     
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    Pig's arse he is. You've heard the expression 'in for a penny, in for a pound'. Well, the penny didn't go far.
     
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