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Not606 Southampton 2015 Squad Audit

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by saintlyhero, Mar 28, 2015.

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  1. Dark Lord SFC

    Dark Lord SFC Well-Known Member

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    Hey FLT, the Saints aren't starting a walking football team yet
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Ouch:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  3. fatletiss

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    *Gives "I know where you live" stare* :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  4. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Steve Davis
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If you need a Centre Half who can't run, I'm your man. If it's pace your after (or indeed skill) look elsewhere. I'm quite big though, if that helps. Big as that bloke who Redknapp signed for QPR, that bullied Rickie last season.
     
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  6. MountwaySaint

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    We will that Will Wood would, but only if Will Wood will willingly will that Will Wood would do good.
    Were Will Wood to do good, Will Wood definitely would - at least Will Would definitely should...
    Let's hope there are no woodcutters in the opposition...
     
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  7. fatletiss

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    You're willing? You're in!

    Ps. Anyone else wishing to be selected MUST be able to run. The two non-running spots are taken by me and Archers Road.
     
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  8. Beef

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    I play center mid for a sunday league team (no not pub league, I like my legs to stay unbroken).
     
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  9. fatletiss

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    Perfect. I'm playing in the centre circle, so you can run up and down around me. I only leave the centre circle for kick-offs or to take a set piece :)
     
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  10. SouthamptonFCroatia

    SouthamptonFCroatia Well-Known Member

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    I'll be a foreign player of unknown quality, who will offer an element of mystery to the team.
     
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  11. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Are you the Croatian Michael Owen? If so, you're definitely in :)

    Ps. You better be one of those foreign players that runs though; the non- running positions are taken :)
     
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  12. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I can run, but I have trouble stopping, so I'll probably get sent off for repeatedly crushing the goalie. I can shoot from distance, with either foot, but I won't be able to see where the goal is, so someone will have to shout directions in a Golden Shot kind of way. If you need someone with "special" quality, that's me.
     
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  13. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    You're in.

    (not being able to stop didn't stop Danny Wallace)
     
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  14. SouthamptonFCroatia

    SouthamptonFCroatia Well-Known Member

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    I like to think I'm less boring person than Micheal Owen :p

    No, I'm croatian James Milner, running is my best asset. :D
     
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  15. fatletiss

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    Guaranteed starter!
     
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