Can we have a dedicated thread for our resident comedy double act so they can tread the boards freely, for our enjoyment, & we no longer have to trawl the other threads to satisfy our need for their comedy posts? We're never short of a massive LOL when they're on their stage. The characters they have developed are nothing short of genius & on a parallel with such comedy greats as Terry & June, Mrs Slocombe & Mr Humphries & Nora Batty & Compo. Hilarious on their own & now gathering momentum as a double act. Who can forget such comedy genius from the Master as:- "Adam has been behind this for a while and it smacks of a carefully planned "Ku De Ta"" Time Out magazine nominated this for their "Most Wonderful Comedy Post of all Time" award at their 2012 Forum Bull**** & Nobbly Knees Award Ceremony. How about these mostly unnoticed beauties? Delivered better than Eddie Booth could ever imagine. " Lescott also wants to go back to his black country roots" "I think it has more to do with Lescott going back to his roots" "He is going back to his roots." A subtle comedy genius, yet other times he shows his adaptability & just comes out with it, Bernard Manning like, "I will be surprised if we see that Jap ref. Wishi Washy again." His list of comedy posts is endless: "Juleon" & "Edwin" "Steve Bruce, I'd rather have Robert the Bruce" "do you really think anyone of any quality will want to work for the Allams" Not even on a FAT? "How on earth do you tell young kids that there favourite players wont be here next season ? That is something that i dont look forward to doing when the time comes" LOL LOL LMFAO. The man's a genius & should be immortalised forever within the boundaries of this board, guessing TWT. His up & coming comedy apprentice is learning fast, developing a reputation as a comedy pessimist, apologist & over-reactor. Since the storks delivered this, then unknown, comedy junior to the doors of Not606 he has slowly developed a hybrid character akin to Walter Mitty, Victor Meldew & Young One Neil. His most funny moments come when he plays his multiple personality disorder character switching effortlessly between a Frankie Boyle & Timothy Lumsden. Some of his catchphrases will be used long after he's left us, again, again & again. He sometimes lets himself down by forgetting his lines but I'm sure this is something he's working on. YOUNG ONE NEIL: "Not happy! I can see us blowing this promotion race" "We will bottle it and F up now guaranteed!" "bollucks, promotion not as realistic now!" TIMOTHY: "I honestly think if we lost all of our remaining games we'll get promoted." "I apologise especially to the loyal fans of many years" FRANKIE:"And that's what happens MR BRUCE when you set up your team to try and get a POINT against a team THAT WANTS IT MORE!! THICK FAT F*CK""MANAGER!!!" TIMOTHY: "Fantastic manager, heart of gold, history and presents himself so well." WALTER: "My contact close to the club reporting that the Bednter is still on and is looking more likely" "Long deal is done!" "as i said earlier, long deal is done guys, i have a close source" "Mate it's a done deal" "told ya it's a done deal..."Typical blunderside,always way behind! Then again having a close source comes in handy. Long on a 3 year deal, 35,000 per week i'm hearing." "we've got him!! done deal, trust me " "With long gone through will the gedo loan be off? I doubt it, not what i'm hearing." "done deal done deal done deal done deal done deal " TIMOTHY: "Gutted, thought he would of been a good acquisition, we still have gedo.."Sorry guys..." VICTOR: "We'll go down this season." "We'll lose this game." "Chester is way out of his depth in this league" "elmo's the same" "Should of brought aluko off the useless bastard" "Huds is playing ****e lately too." "meyler = sh1t" "Bruces fault" "" "sack aluko off," "Aluko, well he's proved a lot of people wrong" " TIMOTHY: "We are having a fantastic season" FRANKIE: "You well and truly are a self opinionated bastard ain't you. I mean what right do you have to mock all your fellow supporters because they don't agree with you on something. This is a forum, a place for members to express their OWN VIEWS/OPINIONS" " I despise; Ignorance, arrogance and self opinionated people" "I posted what I felt. Again I go back to you as being a self opinionated bastard" "Dumb f**k." "f**king ******" "No, f**k off... " "Anyone else think this guys a total w4nker" "w**ker" "I want to meet him down a dark alley. What a f**king inbred f**k" "Thing is, I just enjoy giving **** and winding people up on here (WUMS).I come across as a dichead but I'm a nice genuine guy that loves all sport" "thick f**k" "A majority of the "w**kers" on your board will probably take a knife to the wrists." "F*ck off! I bet your gutted you couldn't hold on to your lass when shes giving Curtis Davies a blow job tonight." "So how is that not new news you f*cktard" "You're a first class c*nt." "You're a c*nt too." "saying that though I'm not surprised it came from you, after all you're a c*nt.... a thick c*nt at that." "Thankfully I'm not and it's extremely easy to work out that you're a C*NT.." "so f**k YOU, DICKHEAD" TIMOTHY: "I have Mr.Thong threatening to Kill me in private messages now.Doesn't he know that a threat to kill would get him in some serious bother..." "Typical OLM using such nasty remarks that can get you locked up these days," ""Or a court case against you. What if I was developmentally, cognitively or mentally challenged in some way?? You would have just committed discrimination." WALTER: "I had a season pass from 06 to 2011. Reason why I don't have one now is because of work commitments, I would spend more games watching the stream than being there." ""I'm not a plastic, had a season ticket 05 to 09" "work commitments kept getting in the way meaning I was missing a handful of games each season so instead I just paid on the gate/booked via the ticket office to games I can get too" " "I haven't been to a game this season Can I have your free tickets please? I'll buy you 40 cigs." We have The Three Stooges squeezed into two, Punt & Denis (rhymes with), Bernie Winters & Snorbitz, a two man Crazy Gang, Bernard & Chubby performing daily for our enjoyment, surely if they posted solely on this thread it would save us the bother of tracking down the comedy.
A wise man once described it as such... A coup d'etat but pronounced "ku de ta" means overthrowing of a government. Also a restaurant in Bali named Ku De Ta.