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Out of contract Shola set to sign

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ..... for South Shields apparently.

    Rest easy BRS... <laugh>
     
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    Proven PL player becomes available, and yet again _ we miss out on signing him. A shambles.
     
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  3. Travelsick07

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    I'd have Shola back, he'd probably sign for 3k a week. He could come on for 10 minutes and do a job. If my life depended on it I'd rather have Shola come on than Riviere. At least Shola knows where the goal is and can take a penalty.
     
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    Shola could be a decent CB.
     
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  5. Seabass

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    Well your right about one thing. He can take a penalty. But I'm pretty sure he only knows where the goal is when the ball is on the penalty spot!
     
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  6. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Right now I'd even take Nile Bloody Ranger...
     
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  7. Welshie

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    I am still in shock & awe that Palace & West Brom had a tiny little bidding war over Ameobi.

    He entered talks with both clubs & Palace went in with better terms in the end, it's ****ing Shola Ameobi. He was ****e, when I was a kid, and he's even worse now. It's unbelievable the luck this absolute clown has had in his career.

    Christ sake, in over 480 appearances in all competitions he scored 84 goals.
     
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  8. haslam

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    Hey he had European pedigree. In the last 20 years:

    Ameobi in Europe = 15 goals (including away to Barca and Bayer Leverkusen)

    Swansea in Europe = 17 goals (mostly due to a plundering of the mighty Petrolul Ploiești)

    He was pretty ****e on every conceivable level but somehow is only behind Shearer as our European goalscorer.
     
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    Why pick on Swansea, it seems a bit obscure.
    But you are correct, that he is indeed only behind Shearer for European Goals, which of course makes him a Legend on Tyneside....
     
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    Because for a minute i got Wor Welsh Lad confused with a Swans fan. Was just corresponding with one on another thread just before this post.

    Silly me.
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Better finisher than Mitrovic <whistle>
     
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  13. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Shola Ameobi, for heavens sake, behave yourselves.
    Moving on........
    Nothing to see here.
     
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    Feel free, to join the SholaAmeobiFunClub - there's not many spaces left, so be quick...<ok>
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My friend BRS would like me to sign him up.
     
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    Having just resigned from my post as Honorary Chairman of the SAFC, your good friend BRS sounds like the perfect replacement.
    Can you tell him the Annual Membership is only £200 this year, payable to my favourite charity, Me.

    Once I have my greedy little mitts on his money, I'll introduce him to the rest of the club.<ok>
     
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