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You don't even get sandwiches, you just get kicked in the bollocks, they take your £800 off you and serve you up ****e.

 

You think that what 'United serve up is ****e

How the other half lives

 

No. Spurs.

For the money they fork out, they should be getting more value.

 

The grub at the SOL is ****ing **** I have to say.
Burger vans outside are much better.

 

I once watched a bloke in front of me eat a roast dinner inside the ground before kick off, out of a tuppaware, he must have had his wifey put it in for him before he left for the match.

I can just see him saying "I'm not missing the match but that beef looks so good".

 

You think that what 'Spurs serve up is ****e

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How the other half lives

 

you used to go feel a French stick in a cafe after a late night out?

 

Boil it in salty water, then scrub it clean (you'll get white gunk appearing as the salt draws it out) then back in boiling water to tenderize it, then marinade it in lemon jice/garlic for a few hours and pan fry with mushrooms.

or slow cook it with veg/stock.

 

never had lingonberries Bri? You can forage for them in northern England, not just Scandy land. Or just buy the cheap jam stuff from Ikea.

 

Or, better still, stick it in a big fat envelope and airmail it you

 

as long as it gets here in 24 hours cheers bud.
or freeze-pack it .

never read river cottage , Blunham? i reckon you'd love a bit of Brawn...

 

Don't gamble then mate . I've tried it. Its right up there with celery and white bread. Yuk I like the idea of reindeer though!!!

 

Guess you be checking out ManCity's ticket prices if Van Gaal doesn't win you any trophy's

 

Passed their sell by dates?

 

Nah, we'll just buy who we want and buy the title next year. Or the year after. What's your plan? Arsenal or Chelsea?

 

Just googled them. Wouldn't like to forage for them without somebody pointing them out in person. They look dry and sharp. Are they similar to cranberry? I forage twice a year early for raspberries and around now for blackberrys

 

Gooseberries. Yuck.

 

Bit tart for me like. I love sour too but not those.

 

You need about 6kg of sugar to even begin to sweeten them up.

One of my pet hates is cherries. Red ones that taste like plastic. Like you get on a cherry bakewell or in a daft new yeats eve drink. Seriously wtf. What purpose do they serve?

 

Glazed cherries. Nah don't like them either. Taste nowt like cherries.