Off Topic Pointless Insecty Bastards

Seriously, no Allam bollocks.

So in number 1 spot we have wasps. Bastards can sting you. Then sting you again. And again.

Why?

Because they can.

Because they're evil vindictive bastards.

Despite my comments in other threads, they're pointless. They only exist to cause us pain.

Start naming insects you hate, and why.

 

Merge

 

****ing midges. Blood sucking mother ****ers. Hate them.

 

Allams, the parasitic ****s them.

 

Those small red bugs that crawl on the path. Because.

 

Scorpions.

Worse than any wasp.

And bluebottles.

 

Rats can **** right off.

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/dist...ing-daylight/story-30354498-detail/story.html

 

Too close to home...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5t-ZE6z7r..._o/TzyxS3zKXG0/s1600/black+widow+spider+4.jpg

 

Probably breaks the 'No religion" rule...ugly bugger...

http://faculty.college-prep.org/~be.../Kingdoms/Animalia4/Images/praying mantis.jpg

 

What is this ****e?

I was expecting a discussion about the relative merits or otherwise of Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.

 

Ace thread, reminded me of this:

http://viz.co.uk/wasp-world/

Seriously though, I think they should be banned.

 

I've had these internal discussions before, and without sounding wish versus wash (especially in the light of the night), in that as far as my incomplete scientific reconcile has brought me previously to conclusions that are far from resolute, but with the, if not ever growing but at least static, feeling that the only non partisan contributor on earth is mankind.

I'm no bearded elvish environmento. No ipso-****head. No Nuts In May chew freak.

But what do we do? We make money/exist to whatever ends possible - 'modifying' or destroying what's in our physical way - whether it's inconsequentially eating, ****ting or building something (and no I'm not targetting you builder types out there who insist on putting entire meals inside one breadcake)

Even wasps clean up the place.

But I'd still ban 'em.

 

Fire ants... they are nasty little ****ers when they bite

 

Not quite an insect but a fish....

Candiru.... Swims up your urine stream when you are taking a much needed piss, then once inside you puts it barbs out to hold on/in.......

 

WTF

Spiders yeah. Ok I get that they eat flies but why do they need so many legs and eyes?

Got a rollicking off my missus when our girls were young. I'd told them spiders crawl into your ear, lay eggs and the babies eat your brain.

I thought it was just sensible advice to avoid the ****ers tbh.

 

Reminded about sommat from another thread.

Technically not insects, but I present...Sea Gulls.

Evil, food stealing, smelling like fish **** aggressive bastards.

Last year in Cornwall, I'd just gotten to the last bit of me ice cream cone, when one of the ****ers literally attacked me, causing me to drop my cone. Luckily I managed to stamp on it before the ****y gull could get it.

If I aint eating it, nor are you my gully friend.

Sea ****s.

PS My missus just stood there laughing, shielding her own ice cream.

 

Surely I'm not alone in finding this a metaphor for modern day gender politics? An overtly feminist standpoint on the dissonant relationship manifest in the inequality of post-modern sexual imagery, if you will. The outcome of an evolutionary race for the top where survival of the litter carrier, in their mind, subconsciously out-weighs the rational and necessary desire to protect the protector.


I'd be explaining that to her, Haps. I really would.

 

All she said at the time was "No bastard's touching my ice cream".

Which you're right, could easily be a metaphor for something.

Or could just mean she doesn't share food. Especially with Gulls.

 

Before he explains it to her, could you explain it to me Ern.

 

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