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POSITIVITY.!! Its that time again...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by LiamO, Apr 28, 2016.

  1. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Welcome back Mr Pardew. I never liked you when you were here. I remember the disbelief I felt when you were appointed manager. You did a below average job, apart from one year when all the stars aligned and we avoided injuries for a season. I dont hate you, I just think you a slimy twat..
    Welcome back..

    “No, I am not bitter, I am not hateful, and I am not unforgiving. I just don't like you.”

    C. JoyBell C.

    “I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”

    Gena Showalter,


    He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

    Winston Churchill

    You always were a silver-haired slimy ****

    LiamO

    Up the Mags..!!!!
     
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  2. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    This thread needs a password before the sympathisers get here.
     
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  3. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    **** Sympathy..Never asked for it, don`t need it. but if we stay positive, we can still do this escape I think. Everytime i do one of these threads we get a result, so call me superstitious but...................... we need any amount of good omens.....

    PS I am not gobbling Satans knobbly bellend again by the way. Its somebody else`s turn..Had enough!
     
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  4. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    "I loved managing Newcastle" "“I’m desperate that Newcastle United stay up." “The atmosphere will be red hot and their team has improved. It’s a tough ask to try to win there"

    Alan Pardew

    I hate pardew, proper hate him but his pre-match conference is cleverly worded and quite endearing. But its all irrelavent, I don't care who we are playing, who starts, who manages, whose on the coaching team, its all irrelavent. The only thing we need to concern ourselves with it getting a massive 3 points!!!!!!! HTL!!!!
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Quality bloke, quality manager and did a great job. Lets talk about Pardew for another 15 years. He's box office.
     
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  6. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    A sensible post as a reposte to the most obvious 'In The Closet Pardew Lovers' I can recall reading during my short term here.
    Who are they trying to kid?
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Personally won't boo him but certainly won't go out of my way to give him a good reception, for me I'll react the same as I would if say Neil Warnock (who was manager there last season) was still in charge of them. Though I do think he does genuinely wants to stay up.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    How is lucifer's jizz this evening?
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just give us the 3 points you silver haired ****.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Never known a manager do no more than an above average job and yet garner so much interest. I think there are a lot of homoerotic feelings bubbling at the surface.
     
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    I'd **** him in the stink hole. With a pneumatic drill.
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, I see Llambias has got himself some local coverage claiming Pardew did a "fantastic job" and that some fans thought he was "great".

    Guess that means we're swapping Charnley for that greasy cockney gambler in the Summer. Wonderful.
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He is right though.
     
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  14. JustMeMan

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    It's got 0-0 written all over it[emoji106]
     
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    I'm not addicted to cocaine.....I just love the smell of it
     
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  16. Seabass

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    I am thinking this weekend is the turning point. Norwich loose to arsenal. Mackems loose to Stoke (they are due a win) we beat palace and we are out of the bottom 3. Norwich and Mackems spirits are crushed and we ride the morale boost through until the end of the season.
     
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  17. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    It's the Premier League in the season where Leicester fecking City are going to win, with Spurs second. Predictability is dead.

    As easy as I see your prediction, I comfortably see Pardew getting one up on us, Norwich getting at least a point at the woeful gunners and Sunderland repeating the Norwich result at Stoke. I still fear, deep down, that it's a two horse race to safety and we ain't even in the saddle.
     
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