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#prayforthetoon...... so what lengths would YOU go to?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    So what would you do if it meant us sneaking premiership survival this year?

    I'd basically do anything... I have few morals anyway but bollocks...

    So.....


    ..... if it meant we stopped up..... I'd wear a pink tutu and an Adam Johnson mask and bounce around the Quayside on a pogo stick........
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    If it meant staying up I'd volunteer as the pogo stick!
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    I'm concerned now...
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If it meant stay up I'd offer Trev to be the pink tutu.

    Me I'd offer **** all. I'm a bit meh about the whole thing. Having accepted long ago we are going down this late surge is just a bonus. I've said it from the start I expect to be in a relegation battle, I thought we might just squeeze to safety. I've also always I don't mind the championship and don't think the PL is the be all and end all. I'm sticking to my guns regardless of the little bit of end of season drama being thoroughly entertaining.
     
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    After Arsenal's crap attempt at playing against the smegs yesterday I have to agree with you, not defeatist just reality I think, rather than get wound up and full of hope just to be left disappointed.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    I would also offer Nev to be Albert's pogo stick because I am a team player and appreciate just how important this sacrifice is to all of us. You can thank me later.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You could be my space hopper though tubbs.
     
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

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    Errr....


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    What pink tutu?

    :bandit:
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    I am with Marcelo on this. I would rather see us fighting to get back in the Premier League than struggling to stay in it again. The only sad thing is that Ashley actually put his money where his mouth is this year not realising that quick solutions are very rarely substitutes for long term plans and can lead to mistakes.
    The last time we were relegated was the impetus for us to actually get back and challenge for a European place and at that point Ashley's lack of ambition really cost us. I cant help thinking how different things could have been if his panic 80Million and introduction of Rafa of this season, were done at that point instead.
    There is a good possibility that relegation this time will just be a case of rinse and repeat - support the club to get us back into Premier League and then just invest enough to try and keep us there.
    There is no doubt in my mind that Rafa will leave if we are relegated, for his own pride and because Ashley will not pay him what I am sure he is paying him in the Championship and that will be the saddest thing about it. So for that I am prepared to offer my gardener to cut the grass at St James with a pair of scissors for all next season if we stay up.
     
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  11. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    If it meant staying up, I would quite happy nominate ACS to be the main attraction at a bukake party!
     
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    Thanks for ruining my party. I won't be coming now.
     
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  13. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    If it means NUFC stay up and we get to keep Rafa long term then........
    I will continue to let ACS use my photograph for his avatar. Lol
     
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    Aaaa.........AAAAAAAAMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    If it guarantees we stay up then i promise to only shag Albert's missus once a week from now on. But I want assurances before committing.
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Otherwise you'll just resign yourself to going down?
     
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    At least there is a Geordie scoring somewhere
     
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