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QPR HEADLINE GAME

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, May 17, 2015.

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And the best Headline is...

Poll closed May 25, 2015.

  1. Newcastle turn out to be all Fer coat and no knickers - Wolfie

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  2. 'CARVER IS STILL A MASSIVE ABORTION!' - Carver's Dad

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  3. No Conviction, Yet Still Condemned To Punishment At The Dying Queen's Pleasure - No Hope

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  4. Carver going down after taking hoop smashing- Oh Be Have

    1 vote(s)
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  5. DEJA VU - The Winner

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  6. Jovial Carver Sets Up Last Game Cliffhanger - Heeeeeeeeeeeed

    2 vote(s)
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  7. Fer in "hot climate" keeps magpies sweating. - Rolo

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    16.7%

  8. Newcastle's run of draws come to an end - Victim

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  9. Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Ferk off Ashley - The Hangman

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%

  10. Queen owns the Swans and the Magpies - GLIF

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%
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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Yet again we find the need to find that winning Headline after another losing performance. After yet another performance that defies words the responsibility of summing it up in one stand out Headline falls upon you. Remember this is the Headline not the article. Can you sum up the Toon's performance in one succinct punchy Headline. Let's find out.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Tuesday 19/05/15
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 17, 2015
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Newcastle turn out to be all Fer coat and no knickers
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 17, 2015
  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    'CARVER IS STILL A MASSIVE ABORTION!'
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, May 17, 2015
  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    No Conviction, Yet Still Condemned To Punishment At The Dying Queen's Pleasure
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, May 17, 2015
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Carver going down after taking hoop smashing.
     
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    Obi Wan, May 17, 2015
  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    DEJA VU
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 17, 2015
  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So you're going to win again?
     
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    Obi Wan, May 17, 2015
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Only if it was what the Public wish.

    :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 17, 2015
  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    What if the public said "no!"?
     
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    Obi Wan, May 17, 2015
  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Jovial Carver Sets Up Last Game Cliffhanger
     
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    Heed, May 17, 2015

  11. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I have always respected what the Public want...

    :emoticon-0131-angel

    even when they haven't always been able to outwardly express their views.

    <whistle>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 17, 2015
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

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    Fer in "hot climate" keeps magpies sweating.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, May 17, 2015
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  13. Busy Being Headhunted

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    Newcastle's run of draws come to an end
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, May 17, 2015
    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno, Obi Wan, Ellis Short Is and 1 other person like this.
  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Ferk off Ashley
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, May 17, 2015
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  15. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Queen owns the Swans and the Magpies
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, May 18, 2015
  16. Fork Handles

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    Quality Points Relegation - Guess which we got?
     
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    Fork Handles, May 18, 2015
  17. JakartaToon

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    QPR extend an invitation to NUFC to join them in the Championship.
     
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    JakartaToon, May 18, 2015
  18. Busy Being Headhunted

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    Fer **** sake
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, May 19, 2015
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  19. Beardsley's Stylist

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    QPR ensure Newcastle are in Fer a nervous end of season
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, May 19, 2015
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Toon Have Their Hoops Stretched
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 19, 2015
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